Lions at Ravens - Overflow Thread #2
by Sean Yuille on Dec 13, 2009 3:36 PM EST
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This has just been one big afternoon of fail for the Lions.
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Might as well get some laughter out of this.
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Oh my God. WTF??
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
That's a great pic, Sean
Your shipment of fail has arrived. ROFL
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
4-1-DET 38 (15:00) K.Smith left end to DET 31 for -7 yards (D.Landry). PENALTY on BAL-D.Landry, Face Mask (15 Yards), 15 yards, enforced at DET 31.
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what was the flag??
Stream went down. Sorry
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My stream died.
Guy probably got sick of it and shut it down himself.
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haha
mine too. wouldn’t blame him
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crap
Maybe we should take out Culpepper so he won’t get hurt. We may need him to give us another scintillating performance like this next week.
(cough, cough)
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
I didn't get a good enough look at it
But the crowd’s reaction was not good.
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THATS AN ACL/MCL….A YEAR WITHOUT KEV :(…GOTTA GET A BACK IN THE DRAFT….THEY GOT THE CART OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
1-10-DET 46 (14:53) (Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass short middle to K.Smith to BAL 39 for 15 yards (J.McClain). #34 - Kevin Smith (DET) injured on play. Leaves field on cart.
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haha
that is tough……………….don’t let kids watch this!!
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NEW STREAM`
http://www.tentv.co.cc/2009/12/1245-pm-gmt-hamilton-vs-hearts.html
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1-10-BAL 39 (14:27) (Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass short left to D.Northcutt to BAL 35 for 4 yards (J.McClain).
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haha
i wish i were that kid right now
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2-6-BAL 35 (13:50) (No Huddle, Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass incomplete short left to G.Cherilus [D.Edwards].
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
Friggin' Culpecker with intentional grounding
loss of down.
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Uggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
my high school team was better than this
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And he underthrows a wide open Calvin Johnson
GET THIS MAN OFF THE FIELD
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2-6-BAL 35 (13:50) (No Huddle, Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass incomplete short left to G.Cherilus [D.Edwards]. PENALTY on DET-D.Culpepper, Intentional Grounding, 10 yards, enforced at BAL 35.
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
3-16-BAL 45 (13:41) (Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass incomplete deep middle to C.Johnson (T.Zbikowski).
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Stump has reached his boiling point!!
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4th and 16 picked by baltimore
Culpecker sucks.
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4-16-BAL 45 (13:34) (Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass deep middle intended for D.Northcutt INTERCEPTED by T.Zbikowski at BAL 23. T.Zbikowski to BAL 44 for 21 yards (C.Johnson).
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OMG
This is 2008 all over again………………i feel sick
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I certainly wish the season was over
Smith done for the year most likely. I’ve lost all interest.
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Poor Sean
You still have to update the blog, so even if you lost interest, you still have to work it.
Pretty much
I wish I could go to sleep and wake up in April
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I swear this is a reenactment of any 2008 game
No doubt in my mind.
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I dont mean to sound callous
but when people asked me why i felt like stafford should play, even if he is hurt.
CASE AND POINT
thats a stat line to be proud of
he blows
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Culpecker is still in at quarterback??
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1-10-BAL 44 (13:21) Troy Smith in at QB for BAL. W.McGahee left tackle to BAL 45 for 1 yard (J.Peterson).
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2-9-BAL 45 (12:47) W.McGahee left guard to BAL 48 for 3 yards (K.Pearson).
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NICE JOB SHWARTZ why the fuck was Kevin Smith in the game?
Jack of all trades-Master of None.....
by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions
3-6-BAL 48 (12:04) (Shotgun) T.Smith pass short right to E.Jones to DET 44 for 8 yards (D.Smith).
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I know i wouldn't want to be in the locker room after this game
Schwartz is gonna blow someone’s head off!!!
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Someone should blow his head off
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
1-10-DET 44 (11:21) L.McClain up the middle to DET 43 for 1 yard (J.Hunter).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
im done with the new coach. no reason to have your star RB in when down 41-3
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:51 PM EST reply actions
But hey, at least Culpepper brings us solid inspirational leadership........
……….uh, yeah
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
511 yards against the Lions
best ever in baltimore’s history.
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2-9-DET 43 (11:21) T.Smith pass incomplete short left to E.Jones (M.White).
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LOL
Stump your on fire today. ROFL
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NO won that was the only thing I would have enjoyed is NO losing
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:52 PM EST reply actions
3-9-DET 43 (10:30) (Shotgun) T.Smith pass short left to W.McGahee to DET 41 for 2 yards.
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Michigan has nothing right now in sports Tigers trade Granderson I hate this
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions
4-7-DET 41 (9:47) (Punt formation) S.Koch punts 38 yards to DET 3, Center-M.Katula, downed by BAL-C.Williams.
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Sean's recap is going to be good!!
Can’t wait to read it.
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I'm going to attempt to not just write FUCK a million times
Maybe FAIL instead. I honestly don’t know what to say.
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I don't know what there is to say Sean
this was really, really disappointing. More disappointing that Thanksgiving or the Seattle game IMO
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I'm so sick of these commercials
Hey Verizon, my phone does all of those things and it’s not a Droid. Just STFU already.
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GO DENVER
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions
WHAT ABOUT Michigan? What stoires do we have highest unemployment in the US?
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:55 PM EST reply actions
CULPECKER IS STILL IN??? WTF???
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1-10-DET 3 (9:37) M.Morris up the middle to DET 9 for 6 yards (T.Gooden).
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I have no idea
what gives Schwartzy?? Where’s Rob Parker when you need him to get some answers
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I'm just gonna say this right now
Get Calvin out of the game.
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swartz it wack'
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Culpepper's trade value at this point..........
http://failblog.org/2009/12/13/estate-sale-fail/#comments
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
haha
i think that’s too generous for CPep
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2-4-DET 9 (8:57) M.Morris right guard to DET 12 for 3 yards (K.Gregg, P.Burgess).
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better just to run it...
culpepper can’t complete a pass and he’ll stop the clock… this abortion just needs to end
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...
That this is our worst performance of the year
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At least we scored some points in that game
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god
that was an all time ass whipping.
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3-1-DET 12 (8:26) M.Morris up the middle to DET 14 for 2 yards (P.Kruger).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
3-1-DET 12 (8:26) M.Morris up the middle to DET 14 for 2 yards (P.Kruger).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
2-7-DET 17 (7:14) D.Culpepper pass incomplete deep left to C.Johnson (L.Webb).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
Deep left? What's that
like 10 yards for Culpecker?
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Why is CJ even in the game?
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3-7-DET 17 (7:07) (Shotgun) D.Culpepper pass short left to C.Johnson to DET 23 for 6 yards (T.Gooden).
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I'm beginning to think...
…that the Lions are leaving Culpepper out on the field out of malice, either to watch his stats drop or to see if he gets injured.
He can't even do a QB sneak
I never want to see him in a Lions uniform again.
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why did we sign Schwartz anyways?
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 13, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions
You still sign him to a contract you know what I meant.
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
He's not a good head coach he's a great DEF coordinator.
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by Yardpenalty.com on Dec 14, 2009 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Look at it this way
You could have given Einstein a bowl full of fecal matter, he wouldnt be able to make an atomic bomb out of it.
Turned over on downs
Culpecker can’t get 1/2 yard for a first. Get his dumb ass out of the game.
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
Bringing it on himself at this point
Just punt, or put in Stanton.
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4-1-DET 23 (6:31) D.Culpepper up the middle to DET 23 for no gain (K.Gregg, D.Edwards).
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whatcha playin?
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
lol i use to play that.. go steel all the glass armor fun stuff havent even turnd on my xbox in 5 years
Just Remember matt... what would Daunte do??
That is such a brilliant game
I love it, as well as Oblivion.
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 14, 2009 2:45 AM EST up reply actions
Get in herer with the rest of us
you must feel this pain
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Misery loves company
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
If me and Daunte Culpepper were on a cliff, who would you save?
Answer: Culpepper is so fat he couldn’t even be moved, plus jumping is the better option than watching this team.
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hahaha
make sure that gets in the recap Sean!! I hate him as much as you.
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1-10-DET 23 (6:22) J.Parmele right end to DET 18 for 5 yards (E.Sims).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
2-5-DET 18 (5:54) J.Parmele left guard to DET 15 for 3 yards (E.Sims).
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx
Parmele??
Water boy playing now for the Ravens?
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3-2-DET 15 (5:10) T.Smith right end for 15 yards, TOUCHDOWN.
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But you know what
I stopped watching the game a while ago.
I still love my Lions… This just put me into next year mode.
PLAYOFFS BABY
I actually hope the game is blacked out next week
Don’t want to watch this crap team.
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Is that Bernie Parmalee??
Can’t be. He was playing in the 1980’s
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3rd string QB for Ravens
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I'm just picturing everyone on the Lions going out there and standing around
Picking noses/asses/whatnot
0-0-DET 2 B.Cundiff extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Katula, Holder-S.Koch.
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They'd better cut Culpecker tomorrow.
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A hole will be created in my wall if I see that fat POS at QB
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Games like this are why cheerleaders get drunk on the sidelines
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
This is worse than the Philly beat down we received
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WTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Is there a hole?
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I figure the cost of repairing it isn't worth it
But seriously, I will write a check to a Ravens player if he jacks up Culpepper at this point. Not serious, just knock him out of the game.
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Please don't tell me CPep is back in
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And Cupecker is still in.
Sean, I’m done with recaps. Have a good one. I’m taking the family out for dinner and I’m getting hammered.
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Cya bud
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
No, just pleasantly buzzed.
I’ll be plastered shortly.
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No problem.
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Oh - by Sean's reaction i guess he is
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Every team looks like that agaist us
It’s just a mirage. The mirage is the Detroit Lions
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mirage suggest something there that isn't
there’s nothing anywhere for us… absolutely fucking nothing
Still 3 games left, so I'm not in offseason mode yet
But damn I’m tempted
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+1
I still want 1, maybe 2 wins this season.
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I wish
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by Hyperion Ecta on Dec 13, 2009 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Unrealistic I know
but I’m not giving up until the end of week 17.
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+100000
just run out this horror show please
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Did the Ravens beat the "Over" for this game all by themselves?
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
Man, good think Daunte cried about getting pulled on Thanksgiving
If he’d have played, McDonald’s would have thrown the resume he sent them in the trash.
they wouldn't not hire him because he's such a fucking terrible quarterback
they wouldn’t hire him because he’d eat them out of business… fat fucking piece of shit that he is
They don't want him.
He would drop the burger short of the microwave.
by Lead Hunter on Dec 13, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2 minute warning brought to you by Canada House whiskey
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
I seriously want Schwartz to kill someone after this
Leave a dead body in the locker room (preferably one of our shitty CB’s). Maybe this team will show up next week
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I'm off guys....
Cya later
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See u this week hyper
Take it easy down under
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have fun with that recap sean... i'm going to compound yesterday's damage to the liver
with just a little bit more
Drink up Stump
you need it (all Lions fans do actually)
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hip hip hooray!!!
Wow that was pathetic. I should have went XMas shopping with the gf. Would have been more fun than watching this POS
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a pathetic day of football is still better than christmas shopping
but this was beyond pathetic so yeah, your probably right
INDEED.com
There will be a lot of lions players in need of this web site to find a job. Schwartz is ready to explode.
I feel as though this experience has brought us all a little bit closer
to each other….. or to the brink of insanity.
Either way, it’s been real. Catch you on the flipside.
Im going to watch the replay of this as I dvrd it.....
……I tihnk I counted 6 missd larry Foote tackles as the highest of missed tackles…..You can leave too after the season with Culpepper!!!
by BennieBladesFan on Dec 13, 2009 4:18 PM EST reply actions
Ill buy the.....
…..PLANE TICKETS!!!!
by BennieBladesFan on Dec 13, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
I do dark humor well
So I had fun, in my own weird way.
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
NYC is showing Wash vs. Oak
might as well watch that.
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Sucky.....
…….If Staff isnt ready I think we know Stanton will start next week.
by BennieBladesFan on Dec 13, 2009 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
.........and yet, inexplicably, he won't
crazy, isnt it?
What? He can’t block a dead gopher? Humph, details.
Yup.....
…….Who knows maybe he will though…….Once Schwartz and staff watch this tape and see all the horrible throws Cpep made he may not have a choice but to play Stanton or tell Stafford to get ready to play
by BennieBladesFan on Dec 13, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
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