This was Stafford’s schtick on Letterman tonight. I didn’t think it was too funny, but judge for yourself.

Top 10 Thoughts to go through Matthew Stafford’s mind on draft night.

10.) You don’t often hear “Congratulations, you’re going to Detroit”.

9.) Why am I the only one who came to Radio City Music Hall dressed as a Rockette?

8.) If the Lions win one game this year, I’m a hero.

7.) Anybody dumps gatorade on me and I’ll deck ’em.

6.) Holy crap, I think I just pulled a hamstring.

5.) I didn’t think anything could top the excitement of Heide and Spencer getting married.

4.) Is it me or or is NFL commissioner Goodell look like a young Larry Hagman.

3.) Why am I here when I could be at that movie where Beyonce and that babe fight.

2.) Why does Jessica Simpson keep calling me.

1.) I’d gladly go number 2 if it means not having to go on Letterman.