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Matthew Stafford Song

Funny Stuff....

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(Maybe Sean can add the video, I'm not that skilled to do so)

 

Here are the lyrics.....

I  hope this works out better than Drew Stanton.
I hope they haven't wasted number one.
Now he don't need to end up in Canton,
But he better not be Joey Harrington.

Chorus
Matthew Stafford better be, worth the money guaranteed, that he's gettin' loaned before he throws a ball.
Or the Lions might come to 0-32 saying, "Hey it wasn't Millen after all."
Yeah the pressure is really on now that Marinelli's gone.
It's a bailout plan that better not be wrong
Or the Ford Field stands will hold just a couple fans singing this, the Matthew Stafford song.

I hope he works out more like Peyton Manning
Than Tim Couch, Alex Smith or Ryan Leaf.
Cause a first round disaster is pretty damning
and the prelude to a lot of years of grief.

Enjoy!

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Dude, I just saw this

You beat me to the post. This is hilarious. I still can’t quit laughing.

by James L on May 1, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I had to recommend it.

by James L on May 1, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like metalica It's "SAD but TRUE!!!!"

need I say more!! that is funny you should ask ford if we can change the lions fight song you could write the lyrics for it Cause I have not seen any of what ouf fight song suggests in many years. Marching down the field(backwards) A lion team that will not yield(any all-pro’s) Just trying to give you some Ideas here.

by davis0169 on May 1, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That is classic!

by CR on May 1, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Think old man Ford will like it?

Just add the cheerleading squad to the backdrop of the video and you might be on to something.

by gobluefoosball on May 1, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

can we add the cheerleaders???

dont they need a PARENTAL slip saying it’s ok to do a video at such a young age???

by davis0169 on May 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Sure!

Anybody know what the legal age is?

Of course, it’s not like your filming Girls Gone Wild.

by gobluefoosball on May 2, 2009 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im Sure

the girls we could added to the video would be old enough, I mean three little 14 year old girls just walked down my street trying to smoke a cigarette. The youth of today think there at least 6 years older then they really are, so therefore 12 year olds think there 18, so anyone older then 12 must be legal.

by Curse of Bobby Layne 50 Years Strong on May 2, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL-

Doesn’t that just piss you off?? I want to grab ‘em by the ear… pull them to their parents and smack their parents for letting them get away with that stuff!! Most parents today just don’t care! — Could explain alot of the “mishaps” to the younger players in the NFL today though…

JJ Fe

by Rydaddy617 on May 4, 2009 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn I'm inspired lets's change Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues" to "Detroit Lions Blue"

 Well they see that pain train coming, he’s coming down the field
 they say he doesn’t carry, the typical linebacker build.
but he flattened a man in Frisco just to watch him cry
31 teams are saying we should’ve drafted that guy

Whooo, Whooo

by Runnin' Rebel on May 1, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No one sees the real meaning of this???

Matt was banging that hot piece of arse, and getting AFU (All FU##ED UP). Good pick mini-Millen.

by BIGWalt2990 on May 3, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

He will fit in good with the rest of the NFL… although I’ve been to the UofG and plenty of “arse” to pick from!! If i was a college QB, it would be with a different piece in every pic!! At least he stuck to pretty much the same one! Guess that says something for the guy!

JJ Fe

by Rydaddy617 on May 4, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

My ex-fiance goes to UGA and she was probably banging Matty

Went there to visit her before, and noticed quite a few lovely ladies
At least our new QB may pull a hottie over to the D

She can be our 1 cheerleader

by Nate D. on May 5, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

was laughing in the office

by angrysmurf on May 5, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

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