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Schwartz haircar secrets

“First you gotta get some hair gel, just a dab will do, and you put it on your hands, and then push the two sides of your hair into the middle and point it up. There you go, you have awesome faux-hawk like mine. "

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by ReichardZ on Jan 8, 2010 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

"Holding?"

What’s the big deal? We’re the Lions, Holding just evens the playing field.

by rmatheny on Jan 8, 2010 12:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Oh yeah? Well your momma's so fat

even Daute Culpepper could hit her with a football from 10 yards

by HoorayForEverything on Jan 8, 2010 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

"I don't know why Stan's still around either"

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

by Leapin Lion on Jan 8, 2010 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

"Well, Bill...

…I warned you not to try and sing “Enter Sandman” at the karaoke bar last night after 6 beers."

by TonyDC on Jan 8, 2010 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

I'm telling you Doug....

My balls used to itch just as bad as yours! But I bought and used some tough actin Tinactin and BOOM the itching was gone!!

by KDawg on Jan 8, 2010 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

"You can call defensive holding all you want....

but my paycheck is still a thousand times bigger than yours, so nah-nah-naaahh…."

by DrewsLions on Jan 8, 2010 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Litsen,

my kids hate me, my wife hasnt talked to me for 3 months, my car broke down on the way to the stadium, MY CAR IS A 1992 HONDA CIVIC, and i coach the 2 and 14 lions NOW WILL YOU GIVE ME ONE FUCKING CALL.

by IAmGross on Jan 8, 2010 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

The ref is clueless. . .

“Oh, check this out guys. . .he’s not gonna see this coming. . .” “Now THAT’S what I call illegal use of hands to the face!”

by Siltjade on Jan 8, 2010 1:40 PM EST reply actions  

"I just have to win one game and I'm 100% better than Marinelli"

Can you beleive that??

I spray paint my dog Honolulu Blue and Silver

Pic - me in one of my LIONS shirts

by NYCLionsfan on Jan 8, 2010 1:49 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

suit up

judging by your picture, you need to suit up for the lions man!

by FindlayTigers on Jan 11, 2010 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

"Oh and I suppose you could play corner better..."

“Wait, really? How does $10 million over 5 years sound?”

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by simscity on Jan 8, 2010 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

dante

Interception woopsy doodle

The best there is, The best there was, and the best there ever will be - Bret the Hitman hart

by The Profiler on Jan 8, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Coach: Bad calls all day long! A-hole!
Ref: Penalty!
Coach: No, no ,no, what did I say?
Ref: Come on Coach, you swore at me.
Coach:Suck my C#*k, ill murder your family!
Ref:Youre gone Coach Schwartz!
Coach:What? What?!?
Ref: You said “S my C”

by Lions_Heathen on Jan 8, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

step up

what you wanna do huh?

The best there is, The best there was, and the best there ever will be - Bret the Hitman hart

by The Profiler on Jan 10, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"Jim Schwarz shows off his Gatorade shower face for the referee"

You know, practicing for whenever the Lions actually become a good team? But I don’t think the ref’s buying it…

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by ahtrap on Jan 8, 2010 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

I don't know why he fair catches everything either.

I has a blog

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." ~Groucho Marx

by Jettero2112 on Jan 8, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Sorry

“Don’t give me that look, I had tacos and beer last night!… don’t frown like that.”

GO LIONS in 2010! the transformation starts now.. they have much to do.

by DINORDO on Jan 8, 2010 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

COME ON?

coommmeeeee onnnnn

The best there is, The best there was, and the best there ever will be - Bret the Hitman hart

by The Profiler on Jan 10, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking something Verbal Kint would say

“You know, back when I was picking beans in Guatemala…”

“Back when I was in that barbershop quartet in Skokie Illinois…”

by Char Char Drinks on Jan 8, 2010 5:06 PM EST reply actions  

Verbal Kint, you say?

It’d be more like, “One time, I got to go hunting zebras in Africa. And the strangest thing, we had to have zebra hunting licenses. I still remember mine, it had my name on it, and the license number, HL 21. I still use that number for the lottery.”

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by ahtrap on Jan 8, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

ROTFL, well played*

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson

by MusicCityDawg on Jan 11, 2010 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

“Wow you’re fucking blind!”

by JazzyBBP on Jan 8, 2010 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

charles rogers did what??,,,again ???

next thing ya know , he will go through the Wendys drive thru naked

marc hoople

by spinitnow on Jan 8, 2010 5:27 PM EST reply actions  

very nice!

The best there is, The best there was, and the best there ever will be - Bret the Hitman hart

by The Profiler on Jan 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

"I would offer you a hamburger, but Daunte ate them all"

2009 = The start of the Lions Golden Age (We hope).
Zack Follett: he will hurt your mind.

by Hyperion Ecta on Jan 8, 2010 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

jims saying

“I’m telling you, we’re going to be good next year”

by Tony008 on Jan 8, 2010 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

Hey – you know that we aren’t very good, right?

by Merlin53 on Jan 8, 2010 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

Hey!!

One more offensive interference call, and I’ll have you DELMASSED!!!

by dylan415 on Jan 9, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Playoffs??#$@! Did you say PlayOFFS??$#@!

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year....Sparky Anderson

by footstock on Jan 10, 2010 7:04 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

"Come on, hook a brother up."

if the shoe fits...get another one just like it - George Carlin

by JCruize on Jan 10, 2010 2:35 PM EST reply actions  

Are you KIDDING ME? Everyone saw the tackle move!...

Hell they even saw it from the F’ING SPACE STATION and we got a GD ROOF on the buiding!

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson

by MusicCityDawg on Jan 11, 2010 1:54 PM EST reply actions  

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