I think in the NFL offseason there should the NFL..Naitonal Fighting League. Sense there is no fun or aggression allowed in the game lets solve all are issues in the off season. Players will step into the ring WWE style here is this seasons exciting card!
Rex ( PHAT) Ryan vs Alponso ( The PHONZ) Smith -can the speed of Ryans mouth keep up with the speed of Phonzies feet.
Jim ( Hotseat) Schwartz vs Ed ( Hercules ) Hochuli- Will this fight be called down the middle or will Schwartz finish the process for him.
James ( Headache) Harrison goes one on one with Roger ( Don't hit me) Goodell- The loser will whine and cry must threaten to retire!
T.O vs Mcnabb - Its time for super 5 to wire owens jaw shut..Suck your pop corn through a straw son!
Megatron vs Megadusche - Calvin Johnson gets to show Mike Williams what 1st round recivers hands really look like.
Polumalu vs Brady in hair vs hair..Winner shaves the losers head!
Big Ben Rothlisberger vs Richard ( dick) Seymour in a last man standing match..Will ben take a dive again?
Bart Scott vs the Lions Offensive line - A no holds barred handicap match.
Andre ( THE GIANT) Johnson vs Courtland ( The dirtbag ) Finnegan- The bout to knock the other guy out!