So I saw this article and I was happy about our team. Essentially, it says that we are tied for second for the fewest number of arrests of players since 2000. Yay us!
It is good to note that Millen and Co. were leading the team for the majority of this analysis. My guess is that the vast majority of our players were expecting to be serving fries instead of getting drafted in the 2nd round so they kept their nose clean to stay on the team.