Episode 4: The Reckoning

I’m reccin’ the hell out of this! I’m honored to start this episode off.
I think Suh and Best will be in camp on time

Love it!! I like the Killer impersonation too – never knew you had such a personality Gross!!

Also – congrats to Jazzy for making the opening of “IAG Episode 4” something tells me he his celebrating HARD right now with some 40’s and a pint of Whiskey……..

Suh and Best both show up on time for camp July 30th. I think the Lions do their due diligence and have stayed away from the nut jobs like Millen used to draft.

Just awesome.

an i agree with jazzy British Petroleum even if he is killin the gulf

Both players are going to end up signed by the preseason, but something tells me Suh’s contract may take up until around that time to be finalized… Suh is going to still participate, I’m sure, just to make sure everyone knows who’s defense this is: Louis Delmas’.

You gotta keep this going throughout the season. Love the killer impression!

I expect an interview from Paula Pasche next episode, of course you’ll have to run down to the basement and reach in the back of the bottom drawer in that pink dresser you didn’t have the heart to destroy and grab a few articles of womens-wear to set the mood.
Excellent Job on the “Origin of the Stache” interview. LMAO

And now for this weeks lotto picks. Gross you rocked that stash! I was thinking after you said you had something special planned for this week that we were going to get a 70’s porn stash but that was even better. Can we call that last guy Grosskowski?? I am jealous of you Gross because I’m not as talented as you with being clever enough to do a show like this. Move over Wayne and Garth we have Gross and Grosskowski.

You sounded like a combination of Sylvester Stallone and Boston Rob from Survivor. Hilarious.

why? Well, basically to get paid. I love the Brooklyn accent. And remember Tom. With great mustache comes great responsibility.

The Killer impression was side-splitting. Hopefully, everyone here has watched one of Killer’s 1 minute vids of himself on MLive to truly appreciate that little mocking… freakin’ classic, Grossy.

Oh and to answer your question… both Best and Suh will be signed a week before camp. Take it to the bank!!!

suh will be on time.. best will not

And the day after they are signed the Commish will announce Lewands punishment.
my guess since players get 4 game suspensions , 1/4 of the year Tom will be fined 1/4 of his salary.

’cause they want to play football…for us:)

Suh and Best sign before the start of camp. Best will be the first b/c being a late 1st rounder is a ton easier to sign than a top 10 pick, both will be into camp on time it’s just the type of player both are.

That is the stuff I am talking about Gross!! Woooooohooooo!!! I laughed so loud and hard when you did the Killer impersonation that my kid was staring at me and asking “What is so funny Dad”? I also think the different facial expressions at the beginning of each segment is pretty funny.

As for the answer to your question of the week….I am with the majority here. I believe that Best and Suh will both sign on time, showing their excellent character and winning personalities.

On a personal note, I want to thank you again for doing this bit. I need the laughs, and you always deliver. Great stuff man….keep it up!

They’re THAT good.

But seriously…they’ll be there before camp. Suh’s already said he’s not holding out. Best won’t either.

You have to change the background…maybe with the new logo

Haha, it’s actually kind of catchy. Excellent job on this one, Grossy. All you needed to add was some of that goofy 70’s porn music when you were doing the killer spot to emphasize the stash. Maybe even wear a “free mustache rides” T-shirt. Good stuff, bro. Kool-aid aside, I have no doubt at all that both Suh and Best will be signed before camp starts. There’s no doubt Mayhew and co. will not drag their feet and get them both signed in time. They understand how upset their fan base would be if they don’t, and they’re certainly in no position to be pissing us off right now when we are all so hopeful for the future.

Loved it man. Best and Suh will be on time. Lewand may be a lush but we’ve always been pretty good at getting guys in camp on time. Oh and even though Tom is a lush at least he isn’t a pedophile like Denny Greens son. Denny’s son just got busted for child pron and has been fired from ESPN.

I don’t expect any delays for training camp… that’s one thing the Detroit Lions can’t afford. To add… With Mayhews bargaining… and Tom’s contract structuring ability… its almost a no brainer that they’ll be on time.

funny shit. Seriously…the Jazzy part made me laugh my ass off and the killer mocking was even funnier. It would’ve been better if you were in some depressing looking office area though, like Killer does some of his video blogs from. With ESPN bonehawking POD so much, can you a 30 minute version of this at 7am on Sundays during football season. I know I can.