Kevin Smith, Matt Millen, Tom Kowalski's Mustache
by topherclosson on Sep 8, 2010 11:06 PM EDT
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Are not part of this post. I'm sorry but it's time to get a new topic. Mr. Brian VanOchten.
I don't mean to be, well mean, but something needs to be done about his... Hai... I'm not even going to finish it. If you know about Mr. VanOchten, you either know what I'm talking about, or you got too much Honolulu Blue Kool-Aid in your retinas. I like some of his writings, but I cannot, for the life of me, watch any of his videos and remember a word he said after it ends. I always end up getting distracted and wishing someone would have the Lion Testes to tell him he needs to do something about his hai... Wait! You already know.
Anyway, the Bears game is rapidly approaching and I am darn excited. I made a bet with one of my co-workers and bet her TWO hole dollars on the game. WIN! This post is just to see if anyone is as distracted with this guys do as me. Seriously, his picture on MLive scares the living day light out of me. I can't tell if he's a writer for the site, or some creepy spam that's missing an after picture.
How in the world can he think that how he combs it will look any better than just letting it get some air?!??! It's ridiculous! As long as he has that, I cannot take him seriously as a writer. I'm sorry, I can't. Anyway. Do you guys see what I see? Does it distract you as much as it does I?!!?!?
Have a great rest of the week. Can't wait till Sunday. I'll probably get to watch about 30 minutes of it. WOO! Mr. VanOcthen....... Well... Okay... What ever helps you wake up in the mornings.
OH! On a more national spectrum. Tom Brady's haircut is so ugly, I can't believe his sponsors are using his current photos. It's like a poofy ugly bowl cut. What was he thinking?
Publishers Note: This post is not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. I am a big fan of being whoever you want to be and not worry about the judgments of others. I, also, am a fan of teasing for fun. If anyone is hurt by these words or has any ill feelings, I'm sorry that was not my intention. Mr. VanOchten, if you're reading this, I don't mean to hurt your feelings and sorry if I did (sad face). But it hurts my feelings you try to pass that off as a hair cut. You should probably get a hair piece or just shave. Your hair is creepy, it scares all the kids away.
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I read the title
I almost didn’t read it LOL.
I had a dream were the Lions let me sign a 1 day contract they let me practice with them running drills and catching passes from Matt…At the end of the day I was called into Mayhews office. I was told I had just been traded to seattle for a 5th round draft pick.
Hahaha
I figured I would try and parry the punch of the recent explosion of these three’s spotlight.
by topherclosson on Sep 8, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
You must have watched his most recent video on MLive with Huge...
who is another know-nothing a-hole that has a media outlet. Between BVO and Huge there’s little brain, no braun and one massive, hilarious comb-over the likes of which most have never seen. What we really need is a smoking hot female beat writer to offset the Walrus Kowalski and Brian Van Combover. I think are a few female Lions’ writers but I do believe that all of them current moonlight as tackling dummies. Where’s our Erin Andrews?
Enjoy….
No kidding!
And yes. I did watch the video. Probably the posts I most look forward to on MLive are the Detroit Lions’ Links to all the other Detroit posts. MLive is just one big circus with some of the Lions’ “freaks”. Maybe Enforcer should join them as the Strong Man! Capital LOL. Seriously though, that comb-over is the worst thing in the world. His head is perfectly shaped to make it look like one big ugly beaver butt.
by topherclosson on Sep 8, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
How much they pay?
I’ll join if the price is right.
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What the fuuuuuuudge
Happened to your beefcake photo????
and you get free trips to training camp. That’s it.
by topherclosson on Sep 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Never had a BEEEEEFCAKE pic.
And as long as they cover the gas I’m down.
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 12:27 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yesssssssssss
You had the photo of that body builder with odly buldgy muscles.
by topherclosson on Sep 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
NO.
Your thinking of NYC Lions Fan.
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Are you sure???
How in the world did I get…. I’m so confudled now. Did you cast the confundus spell on me???
by topherclosson on Sep 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
No idea.
One post I know he was posting on that you can look up is one of the group outing posts. Search for that and find his profile and check out the pic.
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah you're right.
I have no idea who he’s talking about than. NYC is built pretty big so that’s why I figured it was him he though of.
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 1:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Yeah he's a big dude...Glad he's a Lions fan....lol
if the shoe fits...get another one just like it - George Carlin
Defiantly
"It's time everyone took a breath, shut their damn yaps for a second, and think about what they're saying."---Al Beaton from waynefontes.com
by Enforcer on Sep 9, 2010 1:17 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
BEEEEF CAAAKEE
I had a dream were the Lions let me sign a 1 day contract they let me practice with them running drills and catching passes from Matt…At the end of the day I was called into Mayhews office. I was told I had just been traded to seattle for a 5th round draft pick.
That's just plain horrible...
RIP Robyn Bailey 1961 - 2010. I love you mum.
by Hyperion Ecta on Sep 9, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
And who would have thought a fat man could be vain :)
He would look better just going all Bruice Willis and shaving it to stubble. Real men don’t need hair, they have enough on their ba…
Ndamukong Suh - Bringing 50's football back to Motown!
Ba...
Baracus?
I had a dream were the Lions let me sign a 1 day contract they let me practice with them running drills and catching passes from Matt…At the end of the day I was called into Mayhews office. I was told I had just been traded to seattle for a 5th round draft pick.
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