Ndamukong Suh Returns From Suspension; Lions Release Jovan Haye
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh's suspension ended on Monday, meaning he was allowed back at the team facility after a two-week-long absence. Suh met with Jim Schwartz, who declined to discuss what they talked about. He did, however, say that Suh is excited to be back and is ready to play.
"He's, obviously, healthy, looked good. He's excited to be back and focused on the Oakland Raiders," Schwartz said Monday, via the Free Press.
Interestingly, Suh's roster exemption doesn't expire until Wednesday, according to Dave Birkett. This means the Lions technically don't have to clear room on the roster for Suh until tomorrow, although it appears they have opened up a spot by releasing defensive tackle Jovan Haye. Nothing officially indicates that Haye is the one being let go to make room for Suh, but it makes sense considering they play the same position.
The Lions also may have to clear room to add more help in the secondary if Aaron Berry's shoulder injury is bad enough to keep him out this week. If Chris Houston is also unable to play, the Lions would be extremely thin at cornerback, so it wouldn't be too surprising if Brandon McDonald is brought back.
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Phonzie Scheme
The coolest Lion nickname ever belongs to Dick "NIGHT TRAIN" Lane; the BAD-ASS LEO of all-time.
"Everybody just needs to Grow the F__k-Up... PERIOD! I mean, (bleep) bull-(bleep) needs to (bleep) stop... PERIOD... (BLEEPING... BLEEP, BLEEP) PERIOD! That's all I have to say about that."
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by Gee Garold Lembach on Dec 14, 2011 9:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He Madoff with the ball
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Who cares if he learned a lesson.......
lets get some production. The suspension is over.
Ty Cobb is the greatest baseball player of all time:
1911 AL MVP
.367 career batting average (highest ever)
54 career steals of home (most all time)
Won 12 batting titles, including 9 in a row from 1907 to 1915.
Third all time in stolen bases with 892.
Second in runs scored with 2,245.
Second in career hits with 4,191.
Batted under .320 only once in his career.
Batted over .400 three times.
Yeeeaahh, he needs to have learned something in order to be productive, though.
I like this a lot:
lets get some production. The suspension is over.This? Maybe not:
Who cares if he learned a lesson…….
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
by studmo on Dec 13, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Agreed and rec'd studmo
No slogans. Just win!!!
Who did they sign when Suh went out?
I remember cutting BMac to sign Haye when Fairley went down, but I don’t remember who they signed to fill Suh’s spot.
Got some snaps and a credited solo tackle
better than a sharp stick in the eye…
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by YpsilantiJeff on Dec 13, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the memories
Wait released who?
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Shall we never forget Johnvan Haynes
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahah Jebedia Hanie Will live on in our hearts.
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Haye had 2 tackles in the Vikings game
I think Dawson got one in his two games.
Thats a combined 3 more tackles then Suh had the last two games!
And He is a probowler.
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Really happy about Suh coming back.
Not so happy about our secondary situation.
The secondary was an aspect of our team I was really very proud of. Perhaps it was because of the intense scrutiny the media had for it at the beginning of the year. Perhaps it was because it was an aspect of this team that so many fans of other teams discounted (These 2 are obviously related). Whatever it is, it was nice to be able to have an aspect of our team which exceeded expectations. I think Webb really showed we miss Delmas.
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-Aristotle
Indeed
Delmas has really, really been missed. I’d love an update on him ASAP
The boys are back in town!
Yeah, I'm sure Schwartz will release a detailed injury report...
…right after I win the lottery and go on that dream date with Halle Berry…
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Im going to get really mad and post a fanpost about not getting detailed injury reports.
and you not getting that date with halle, shoulda’ told me i hit that shit like 2 weeks ago!
re: Halle
I’d settle for some video…
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Id send it to but its about 3 seconds long and consists of me disappointing her in every way possible
by Michael21 on Dec 13, 2011 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
No one here could do any better
but I would love to try!
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3 seconds
that’s 3x longer than me…
Halle unzips her jacket
me " thanks, it was good for me, go cuddle with yourself"
"I like to win all the time, so all the time I play with myself."
haha!
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Put me between a
Halle Berry and Stacey Dash sandwitch and call the paramedics, I’d be in a coma for months!
How many lumps you want Doc?
put me in that situation
and I would have to put my penis in a wheel chair!
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CLASSIC
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
one wrod; Swordfish
mmm, love them titties
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by dezznutz1001 on Dec 14, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Halle is an absolute BABE!
Isn’t monsters ball that movie where they made charlize theron ugly? If so FUCK them!
Here's an interesting article that puts a positive spin on our secondary's performance.
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Good read, Eddie
I totally didn’t even think about the secondary in that last play. I was all about Avril (who I think had an awesome game, BTW) Seems like Harris saved the game on that jam.
PS- I had to wikipedia Don Carey cause I seriously had no idea who he was, (I thought I was keeping up with all the signings, I guess not) and apparently his middle name is “Juan”. I don’t know if you can get cooler than a name like “Don Juan”. Just saying…
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Yeah thanks I thought the same thing.
I usually try and look at the little things and sometimes rewatch games but I missed a lot of the stuff mentioned in that article.
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I wouldn't complain much about the pass coverage.
It’s not having people in the secondary who can tackle runners. That’s where we missed Houston, Delmas Suh and Fairley. Giving up 270 yards rushing was the problem. Joe Webb is not a very good passer. But he nearly won it with his feet.
Having Suh back will help a bit. I’d like it even better if Jackson and either Houston or Delmas can play.
No slogans. Just win!!!
Loss of Houston has also been big. Guy has had a pretty good season and his absence is also apparent
Although Eric Wright has been better statistically this year: same number of picks @ 4 … and 10 more tackles (46 for Houston, 56 for Wright). Delmas has 51 tackles thus far, with no picks, but he does bring some VERY hard hits!
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I would gladly give up all those hard hits
if he would just stay healthy.
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Yep, no Houston/Delmas has been a big blow to Detroit's viability. Need 'em back fast.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I read somewhere, houston is practicing again
Was it here on pod? Ugg….
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Hope so. I think he probably has been doing some drills but he's not game-ready.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I read somewhere esle that he is moving well too.
Not sure where I read that either.
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We thump on the Raiders....
and SUH has his most dominant game of his NFL career.
You are going DOWN Carson Palmer.
DOWN on the Ground!!
The ManChild SUH is hunting QB’s on Sunday.
"I had to fight all my life to survive. They were all against me... but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
Ty Cobb
Suh is gonna stomp on your playoff hopes Palmer!
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I used to stomp on playoff hopes
until I took an arrow to the knee. Sorry…had to do that.
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Skyrim reference lmao
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Would you guys please beat the
Oakland Faiders Sunday? Thanks!
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working on it man
We owe you and your Broncos for thumping Chicago classic stomach punch style for us.
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and a delicious stomach punch it was
Shout out to Marion Barber!
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Yeah, after beating da Bears
WE owe you guys one…Hopefully we can reciprocate it a week later
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by dezznutz1001 on Dec 14, 2011 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
I can't wait for Sunday
I just hope the same raider team shows up that was down 34-0 to Miami and lost 28-0 to the chiefs. We won’t even mention the packer beating (I think i just did). I’ve lived in norcal since I was 6 (moved from Port Huron MI) and have had to put up with these fucking raider fans since. Nothing would be sweeter than to give them this crucial blow to their playoff chances in their own house. Please Lions!!! Don’t let me down!!!
by dalrymple87 on Dec 13, 2011 5:59 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
They'll handle the Raiders
Come on, Suh needs some sacks. I pity the fools. The line will be almost at full power, any news on Jackson? We need that dude.
One big positive I saw after Sunday's game:
I watched JS closely to see how he would react to the win, and he didn’t disappoint. He just put his fist in the air and walked onto the field with a pretty calm look on his face. Did a pr man get into his ear? Maybe, but it doesn’t matter. If he continues to act like he belongs there, everything is looking up for the Lions for sure.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Is there any news on a certain RB from Oakland
Who can’t seem to stay healthy? Is McFadden still out? We can shave the Bush but Darrel Mac would have whipped us silly.
How many lumps you want Doc?
He's got a Lisfranc Injury
They’re calling it a sprain but it’s a lot closer to a broken foot.

That’s a picture of a Lisfranc sprain
Wait....
Didn’t either K Smooth or Kevin Jones have a lisfranc fracture?
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Jones maybe?
Smith was knee mostly I think.
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It was Jones
just looked it up. It happened in 2006
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that injury is not one that is easily recovered from
It just saps a players strength, speed and power from that leg.
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ugggggggggggggggg
that is not what a foot’s bone structure is supposed to look like…..
wow, no wonder it is such a debilitating injury.
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Stephen Peterman said after last season that the doctors thought he might have had a Lisfranc.
Is it any wonder that his performance last season was so off?
No slogans. Just win!!!
No joke, but how could he "think he had a lisfranc"?
How does a player not know in the modern NFL? Add to that, this is not the kind of injury that any player of any size sucks it up and plays with, let alone a 300 pound one. If he really did have a lisfranc, he is one of the toughest SOBs in the game today and I was flat out wrong about him.
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He was playing hurt for sure. I'm not sure what the injury was though.
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probably plantar fasciitis...
that shit is painful.
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I could be imagining this but that actually sounds right.
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It really sucks...
the connective tissue on the bottom of your feet become inflamed. It’s the worst when you first wake up…that first time you put pressure on it. Some days it would almost bring me to me knees.
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That looks like a couple of broken foot bones tossed in as well.
No slogans. Just win!!!
Wheres the injury again? The big toe?
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by dezznutz1001 on Dec 14, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
from rotoworld... pretty much confirms what has been said about McFadden
He probably wont go on Sunday
Coach Hue Jackson strongly reiterated Monday that Darren McFadden (foot) does not need surgery.
Lisfranc injuries can sometimes require surgery to fully heal, but Jackson insists McFadden doesn’t need it. It’s a small glimmer of light in an otherwise maddening situation. Jackson also admitted that he still has no idea when McFadden will be cleared to practice. We’re expecting Michael Bush to start again in Week 15.
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What do you want to bet they hold off on the surgery until they are eliminated from the playoffs
Then go ahead and have it.
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That seems a little silly
because they’d be giving up a roster spot that they could fill with someone who can help the team.
But coaches can be really weird about those things sometimes.
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I think they are just praying they can pull a few games out and he might be able to tough it out in the playoffs
Most likely after the surgery his season will be over.
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haha thanks! Thats my girlfriend.
…..dreaming……
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She has pics of all 32 teams and many college
How do I know. I follow you “girlfriend” on twitter lol
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you know
no one has ever complimented my pic.
ITS A LION ON STILTS CHASING A GIRAFFE!
How is that not a great Lions pic?
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Beacause
your stilts are smaller than ours
"I like to win all the time, so all the time I play with myself."
They should sit Suh down another game
Show the league the Lions mean business when it comes to discipline.
Not against Run DMC and Oakland!
Had it been against a shitty run team than maybe. But against McFadden and/or Michael Bush than NO!
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ZING. Good HEAVENS let that young man take out some frustrations, he needs to catch up on some sacks and send a message to the league. Or just have a good game. ha.
uh WRONG!
We are in play-off hunt! What are you thinking?
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by dezznutz1001 on Dec 14, 2011 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
I am not sure about what he is thinking
but I would not be opposed to our coach sitting him for an extra game.
If this team is truly building for the future, than Schwartz’s control and discipline can not be questioned by the players. I am not sure that is the case right now.
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I was trolling
and GOTCHA. Ha. Let him eat quarterback!
Suh being out did one thing
Showed us all the potential of a healthy Nick Fairley so bummed he got reinjured.
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I still think he should be sat for the remainder of the season.
His future and by association, our future are not worth one playoff run.
Plus, I think we can get by without him for a few weeks. maybe be back for a playoff push?
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We were 5-0 without NoFair
…they rushed him back and started trying to get him snaps and now we’re 8-5. Not saying that really is any correlation…just saying, he’s not the key cog to this team winning. He’s a great piece to have…but we can do it without him.
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We can but Fairley greatly increases our chances I belive
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think he increases our chances to win
but I do not think it is “greatly”.
Either way, is his future worth risking for that increase?
Keep in mind, foot injuries are not something big men deal with long term very well.
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I'd like to crack 9 wins at least
but not at the expense of Fairley’s long term health. Ankle/Foot can be a real bitch to deal with. I’d rather keep our high picks healthy, what with both our star RBs out like that.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
I'm in no way suggesting we should risk his career
Just saying it’s a bummer that he can’t go. Had high hopes for him this year. After what I seen in the saints game he proved he can be a diffrence maker.
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by The Profiler on Dec 13, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly
and I know this might be seen as heresy around here, but I think he could be a better all around player than Suh.
for whatever reason, he seems to have a better knack for making plays in the run game.
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Dude did have a dominant quarter in the Big Easy before he got re-injured
I really liked what I saw in those few snaps. And of course what he did in college, but that was at a different level. I think Nick does have the potential to be a monster for our team, on par with the Suh brings.
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But they do need to be smart and hold him out for the rest of the season if it could be career ending
That’s what they have trainers, medical staff and specialists for.
Lion fan in the Great Land!
Ankle/Foot can be a real bitch to deal with
and even worse for a 300 pound human being.
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doh
response fail
meant for skylar
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Yeah absolutely dude. I go 180 I can only imagine how tough an injury like that is.
That goddamn Okra and beans got you Oprah in jeans. Seems to me a little lean cuisine, wouldn't hurt much- Agh don't touch! -Obie Trice
Suh better have learned his lesson.
I think we’re going to smash Oakland
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