Another week, another crazy game thread. You all know the drill by now, I pick out the best/funniest comments on the game threads and put them all together here. Here they are. As an added bonus, I'm going to add the names as well, and see who had the "best" game thread comments.

1st Quarter:

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Harris definitely grabbed Bush's nuts

Nate D.

I don't know if he noticed this one, but this could be used on a variety of different levels. Harris...Bush...Nuts... I'll let you go from there.

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Is Pac-Man available?? Or is he in jail

· sorta... he is a Bengal

JCruize

Oh, stereotypes.

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Oh, sweet, an ad for the fucking Keystone Pipeline

· ...and Paula Creamer, with her extremely suggestinve name

Nate D.

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Besides the spelling mistake, Nate's got the lead here with a very astute observation. Creamer... I think Profiler went to Google her last name after this...I could be wrong though

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GOD IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE GODDAMN DRAW PLAY

Nate D.

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Me too, buddy. Me too.

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Wow...Thom...

Did you realize you just complimented Suh?

akadwriter

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Ahh...Our first "These announcers suck" comment. One point for you.

2nd Quarter:

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CJ you are a man among boys!

· Correction:

he is a robot among boys. A huge, scary-ass robot.

Motown313

Amen to that. Probably why he's called Megatron.

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Houston would have done more damage

if he placed his fingers on the side of his helmet and willed him to fall

Wayne Fontes

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Right after Houston gave up the long TD to Heyward-Bey. That really was a pathetic attempt at a tackle. Luckily, he's got an excuse, as he wasn't up to 100% for the game.

I still wanna see Suh block some kicks

Kazilla

.........................well....major points to you, sir

3rd quarter:

punch yourself in the balls.

Joshsun

This is for you, Gyorick. That's 1.

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Be ten yards off receiver
-Start to run backwards before the snap

Why?

Flyman

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I think everyone was thinking the same thing at this point. Houston just gave up like, 3 catches of 15+ yards in a row. No changes were made at the time. Frustrating.

Smith looked like running in peanut butter on his last run

Gyorick

I don't really know why, I cracked up laughing at this one. Maybe it was just the imagery of Smith actually running in peanut butter...

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LMFAO

Brenneman: ….he got WHACKED!

Replay: Pushed by a CB to the ground

Nate D.

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Nate's running away with this one today. It's true though. Thom thought every time Stafford was touched that he broke his neck or something. Bleh.

"Ohhh I got you gooood"

WalterM

Nice impression of Aaron Rodger's impression of KVB after his sack.

So... about being a 2nd half team....

Nate D.

I have to take away a point here, Nate...You know why.

4th Quarter:

Fairley's head looks too big for his helmet

Kazilla

Very true. And his mouth is ALWAYS open.

Then hit yourself in the nutz

Joshsun

Nuts count = 2

And basically the whole 4th quarter went like:

"Bitch moan, bitch moan. We lost. Tv's Off. Bye, no playoffs"

The last two minutes went like:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stafford! Megatron! SUUUUUUUUHHH!

So the winner of this weeks game day threads best is: Nate D, with 3 top posts, since I took one away from you. I'd have to give a very close runner up to Kazilla for calling the Suh block in the 2nd quarter. Gyorick, we have a nuts count of 2 from Joshsun. See ya guys next week for more.