My Realistic Mock Draft

Okay, well seeing as how everyone is making their mock drafts right about now, I figured that i would step in and show you guys what i am hoping will happen. This is a very serious mock right here... But first lets get some free agents in here...

Nnamdi - 18 million for 6 years (Wants to come to the first ever team to win 10 straight SBs)

Santonio Holmes - 10 million for 5 years (Same reason as above)

Clay Matthews - 30 million for 10 years (He was cut from the pack because he shaved his head and no longer is liked there)

Champ Bailey - 6 million for 4 years (Wants to come to a true winner {will play safety for us})

Now that that is out of the way... The Draft

Round 1 - Patrick Peterson - 12.5 million for 5 years (Put him with Nnamdi and Phonz and Houston and LOOK OUT)
Round 2 - Akeem Ayers - 5 million for 5 years (him Levy and Matthews make anyone in the middle of the field and any running back not want to get off the bus)

Round 3 - AJ Green - 3 million for 6 years (Calvin, Green, and Burleson... Staff will through for 100 tds with that)

Round 4 - Mike Pouncey - 2 Million for 6 years (Hello new RG)

Round 5 - Wiz - 2 million for 7 years (Bye Dom, dont flip any fans off while you leave)

Round 6 (Compensatory pick) - Mark Ingram - 1.2 Million for 4 years (Best plus this bruiser = win)

Round 7 - Tyron Smith - 800k for 4 years - (Someone to develop behind backus for the future or to replace Gos if he regresses)

Undrafted Free Agent - Blaine Gabbert - Free (He plays for free cuz he wants his rings and is an insurance policy behind Stafford

So There you have it, This is my TOTALLY realistic mock draft for next year! Thoughts?