What we can do is come up with "true" stories. Such as Profiler's sick April Fools joke, but that we all know isn't fully true. I say fully because you should come up with something that could possible be true but isn't. My intent is to have it involve any team not just the Lions. Such as True story, I heard on espn radio in Minneapolis that because he is tired of being a pawn Adrian Peterson has decided to retire.
Try to quote a source to make it sound more likely to be true. The source is up to you. It can be anything from an internet source to a local radio.