Slow news month. I saw this story and was floored. So according to the story, our favorite WR trade decided to propose to his estranged girlfriend through the mail  with a $75k ring. I can not even count the things that are wrong with this. I mean, I get ancy mailing a $20 bill to my niece for her Birthday in the mail and this genius is throwing some stamps on a $75k ring? And you are proposing to your estranged girlfriend through the mail? Yes, that usually solves the problems in your relationship. Then, he asks for the ring back and she says she lost it. ??? You open a letter with a diamond so big it can choke a horse and you misplace it? Does she live in one of those extreme hoarder's homes? Well, no. In fact her dad had the ring and only admitted it when the insurance company refused to pay for the lost ring (I would have figured they would refuse to pay when they found out dumbass sent it through the mail). 

An alternate headline could be "Roy Williams is as bad at making passes as he is at catching them." 

Anyway, was it worth it? You be the judge. Here is the girlfriend:

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