SB Nation Detroit Editor's Pick
The P.O.D Bar
by Bighaircut on Aug 19, 2011 11:26 AM EDT
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Print*Scene* A beautiful Sunday at 12:30 pm at a bar in Detroit, MI. The Lions are playing the Bucs in the first game of the season. All of the regulars start to pile in for the first rousing Lions game of the season. We zoom in to see the first regular arrive, Sean Yuille.
Bartender: Surprise, surprise. Sean's the first to arrive.
Sean: I don't sleep. Ever.
Bartender: You must use drugs, kid...
Sean(Eyes wide open)(twitching): The Lions are my drug. Links, news, fist pumps....no time to sleep.
*Enter Drewslions*: Hey Sean! How are you buddy?
Sean(mumbling): Lions signed UDFA Billy Greenwood from Georgia Tech. Thursday's practice went well, Fairley back in action....
Drew: Anyway...I really hope that yoohoo Joshsun doesn't show up today. I really don't want another drunken bar fight today, my mom was really pissed last time...Maybe I should take my Jim Schwartz' jersey off....
*Enter Evilsmurf*: You know guys, I don't think Schwartz is a bad coach. You got a minute or 40 to let me tell you why?
Sean&Drew: Uhhhh.....well.....(whispers) maybe KDawg will show up, that'll at least be a litter shorter.
*Door slams in* Enter Profiler(arm around porn star): Hey fellas. Mind if Bree sits with us today?
*Jaws drop*(In unison): No of course not, there's a seat right beside me!
Profiler: Yeah, saw Enforcer outside a few minutes ago and he tried stealing her away, that big ol' slut.
*yelling occurs with some guys at the door*pans in to see Joshsun in a drunken stupor surrounded by multiple guys, all yelling at him.
Josh: All I'm saying is that Schwartz needs to be fired! Wins, wins, wins! We don't have enough. No more aggressive plays from SUH! PAD LEVEL!
*Nate D. enters*: Bro, Josh, you need to chill man. Here, hit this "J" up. Puff puff pass man. Can anyone buy me a drink in this place? Blew all my money on cereal and fruit snacks....
*Davis sneaks out of mens bathroom, hoping nobody notices*: Hey Nate, I'll buy you a drink man.
Nate: Thanks, bro. You're a good man....but why do you smell like piss?
*IAG sneaks out of womens bathroom, hoping people notice*: Why does nobody have mustaches? mus.tach.es. mus.tach.es....
*CLF enters, (carrying only pictures): Mustaches?
(hit the jump)
MUSTACHES!
Josh: Once again, CLF, you bring nothing to the table when I'm arguing.
CLF: Arguing!
JCruize, Latif, Smitty: lol. Good input, man.
CLF: Input!
via 2008.igem.org
CLF: lol, kinda looks like a....ya know...lol
Sean: I guess that's better than the halftime hotties....
Profiler(crying): *sniff* He's not talking about you Bree, he's not talking about you.
*Mavryk and Tuff enter, say something really smart about the Lions, sit down for a drink, while Mav says something about his weight under his breath...
Mikeyclaw pops up: Actually, Mav, according to PFF stats, your weight is only slightly above average. Consider these numbers. In this article here, we see the weights of most NFL players. Come on, man!
Yooper slides into the bar, (twittering on his phone): Speaking of NFL players, LoJack is coming out for drinks with us after the game!
Everyone: Cool! Thanks man!
det32 enters (with a scowl on his face): cool, poeple, its olny jolack, i wuld get exited if it was ayerz, but its olny jolack, dotn get tath exiscited.
(Collective groan)
In steps Leonuro: Guys, guys. A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love. In other words, don't hate, appreciate.
(Ironically, at that moment of clarity, 3 former Detroit boys glide in: Ralphie, numba58, and malek)
Numba58: Lolololololol, Staff the bum stiffy! Throw a INT! Dumb Georgia. Stop trolling.
Malek: Guys, look. The sky is falling. No question about it. I'm a very good looking man, so I know this. My brother's fiances' sisters' gardeners' mothers' friends' brother has inside information about how the sky is falling. But because I represent players in the NFL, I know that we're signing....wait.... *BREAKING NEWS* We signed Chris Johnson to a 4 year deal!
Raphie: We sucks! Fire Schwartz! No, wait, he plays good game today. Just kidding! Hahahah. NOt an Touchdown!!!
Everyone:
via www.pluspets.net
Hyper: Hey guys, what'd I miss?
(Game starts, Logan returns one to the house, chaos ensues....pan out.....)
Editors note: Sorry if I missed someone here! Feel free to enter your own in the comments. Just remember, this is all in good fun, please, nobody take it too seriously....
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Pride of Detroit or its writers. FanPosts are valued expressions of opinion by passionate and knowledgeable fans.
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LOL…Great stuff Big
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Good stuff Big Tuna
You forgot YpsilantiJeff! Well, you had a picture of him with his mustache at least, but he didn’t have any lines.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
LOL, next game I'll comb it into a Lions logo
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by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I think the Old English D would be the best...beard...ever
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Oh hell yes
Nothing says you have that certain je ne sais quoi, quite like that…LOL
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what you're sayin, but that's what's goin on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqM8TeaLzZ4
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Were you the bartender? or did you leave yourself out too
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Hahaha, I guess I'll be the bartender
I totally forgot about myself in the effort to remember everyone else.
Your selflessness has earned a hearty +1
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
You are forgiven!! LOL
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.--Vince Lombardi
hahaha.
i started loling hard when i read the det32 part. bravo.
"Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
--Duffy Daugherty
by GhostManOnThird on Aug 19, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions
Hahahaha
I think you pretty much nailed it.
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Jazzy is sitting at the end of the bar
sniffing model airplane glue
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'm a slut. LOL
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
LOLOLOL, now thats funny
Or perhaps Sean looking at Ralphie trying to get past the doorman…..
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
lmao!!!!!!
Now that adds to the conversation! haha
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fun bar but once again no love for West Coast Lions fans
me and JC
will drink an SF favorite Frenet
still looking for Lions fans to meet in person
yo did I mention how great Billy Sims was today and the impact he had on Lions’ lore?
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 19, 2011 1:03 PM EDT reply actions
YpsilantJeff and I are out here as well.
Wasn’t there talk of a possible outing among the westies in another thread a while ago?
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
shore enuff
Im all for that….sadly Oaklands our only chance this year. Damn shame we dont get the Bolts at JM, that would be simply grand to get it together there. Bolt fans aint much for football, but they sure do know how to party. But if we can settle on something, I’ll be there
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in Da Bay if we want to brave the black hole
although I like my two tv set up and comfort of the home for football
(unless it is a primetime only game on)
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 19, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll bring beer.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Well, your the guy on the ground
Is Alameda a place where we can get together and have fun as opposed to getting together to skirmish our way in and out? I’ve not heard a lot of happy stories about visiting fans getting a warm welcome. Ive seen games in SD and Phoenix and I can happily report both but especially Phoenix are happy places to see a game. The Card fans were quite charming, most unpretentious and seemed pleased to have opposing fans there.
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I've heard bad stories, plus the whole fiasco of what happened to the stadium for A.D.
….only thing is it only takes one, and in general Oakland ain’t no joke.
Most Raider fans I know wouldn’t jump us at the game lol
that being said I’ve only been to Niner games
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 19, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Not to be a pussy
but I’m not rollin up in Oakland with my Lions gear on. I don’t want to be that guy on the news…
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
I said "not to be a pussy"
but that kind of solidified that I was lol
Either way, after the game I guarantee I won’t need stitches and I’ll still have my wallet
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
lmao
Well, we as the highest order of the primates have reason to guide our decisions. In this instance, reason seems to be the better “voice in your head” to listen too.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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There are other voices.
Sadly, they all agree. “don’t wear that shirt to a Raiders game”
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Well its about a good time to be had by all
If I cant wear my jersey I aint going. I have a circa early 90s away #61 that has been on my back every game since Eric Kramer was our QB.
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm quite sure it would be fine.
as long as we don’t participate in a douchpocalypse I think we can make it out of there unscathed.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Well, are we saying we want to try and put an O town junket together?
"Common Sense, isn't" Solomon Short
by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Its only bout a 5 hour drive for me.
Assuming I could get the time off work, I’d do it.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Well Xp is over here for the game and he says he's down
We’d fly in and Oaklands cheap to fly to, so we would still have plenty of time to figure schedules and such. Next step is to recruit a ticket purchaser.
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by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 19, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i will ask around on what its like to go to a game there
I just enjoy watching the games in my controlled hidef environment but don’t think I could pass up watching with true lions fans in my backyard. Let’s make a documentary like the blair which
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 20, 2011 2:39 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
sounds cool, Billy
The docudrama sounds cool, too. LOL
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by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 20, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
given the recent 49er/Raider game
either it’s as dangerous as ever, or it’ll be locked down
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 22, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
locked down
my bet
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Oh well
It was a fun idea at any rate
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by YpsilantiJeff on Aug 22, 2011 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, this outing went to hell pretty fast
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
well, a group of lions fans together would be much safer than a guy or two.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
Help Stop real slavery!
Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
Predators do tend to target the weak links
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
yup
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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unless youre the extra security officer on star trek
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 20, 2011 2:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
then don't wear a red shirt
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
And for god sakes
Make sure you have a real name!
If everyone calls you Einsign. GTFO! Run, dont look back.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
Reminds me of Galaxy Quest
dude’s name was Guy, hilarious.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
funny movie
when Guy went off on the “i am that guy” rant.
Hilarious.
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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That's the part I had in mind.
I thought that movie would be stupid, but I was rolling the whole time watching it.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
I just remember Sigourney Weavers
Uni getting ripped up. I guess I am more like profiler than i thought.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Profiler doesn't have a monopoly on liking boobs.
Liking boobs is the right of every man, woman and child on God’s green Earth.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
No
I just perfected itOL
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 23, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
You sir are an artist.
The Profiler: International Consultant – Chestal Region
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
by Leonuro on Aug 24, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
REC
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 24, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I needed a new signature lol
The Profiler, International Consultant – Chestal Region
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 24, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
I hear your work is breastacular!
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
That sounds bad davis
don’t let your Mrs catch you face palming yourself.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
ha ha ha ha
Or the kids for that matter! Dad what are you doing? Playing poker! Wheres your wild card? Who needs a wild card when you have a hand like this!
How many lumps you want Doc?
hilarious
a bit of a sleeper movie but great non the less
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 25, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon man
you need to stroll into the black hole rocking a Staff jersey, haha
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
rather see him wear Jmarc LMAO
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 22, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
All I am going to say is
Make sure you take a plunger and air-freshener in that bathroom when you go in. . . Clean up aisle 5 please.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Smells like justice
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
+420
'The reality is - the police become necessary in human society, only at that junction in a society where it is split between those who have, and those who ain't got' - Omali Yeshitela
"In the absence of logic it is not uncommon that sanity can only be found by embracing lunacy." – Leonuro, circa 2011
Maybe make a joke about him and his 3 children,
being lead on a leash or something.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Thank god for those kids. . .
That Matt wasn’t drafted until after his kids were born. . . Hi this is my oldest kid John, this is the middle child Matthew, and this is my baby Stafford.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Awesome...well done!
But I am still pissed that I can’t watch the game until 11pm tonight…effing Fox sports…
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
I have not heard anything about the ticket sales so far.
Seems late in the game to have not heard anything. Odd.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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i can't beleave everyone in Michigan isn't getting the game live
since it is a road game. Isn’t Cleveland far enough away from all of us.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Fox has a contract with the NFL
So they have to air specific games live, and therefore broadcast the Lion’s game on tape delay at 11pm!! >:|
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
On Fox?
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
I stand corrected
WSYM FOX 2 has it live at 7:30pm. I happen to get that channel. Thanks CLF.
I was only looking at WXMI FOX 17 in HD…they are showing the Atlanta vs Jacksonville game at 8pm, followed by the Lions vs Browns game at 11pm.
So now I have it set to record in HD at 11pm, but I will be watching at 7:30pm along with the rest of you!
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
Perhaps the south and south west part of the state
Have to remember, it is not a perfect 75 miles from the stadium. It is broadcasters within 75 miles of the game area. If the broadcaster reaches another 100 miles from the 75 mile range, the effective range of the blackout would be 175 miles.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
I live about two hours and 16 minutes from Ford Field.
Approximately 134 miles NW of downtown Detroit. I am 277 miles from Cleveland, OH, or about 4 hours and 41 minutes by car.
The blackout will not effect me…but Fox’s TV contract with the NFL will!
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
gotta love those contracts
Can we opt out of them early?
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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how many votes do we need?
Should we collect those votes during the season?
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enters bar
orders drink for all, puts it on Enforcers tab and leaves.
by mochaj on Aug 19, 2011 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All of the sudden I walk in finally
And have 2,000 tab.
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
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by Enforcer on Aug 19, 2011 3:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks bro!
lmao
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
Brilliant Big
Absolutely Brilliant! If I could Rec this more than once, I would.
You know you have a great group of fans around when they can have fun at their own expense.
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
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Well thank you
I’m glad people are liking it. I figured there might be at least one person that would get offended….we’ll see…lol
I think most, if not all, of the people who would get upset are banned.
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
haha
I think most of the banned guys would probably get into it too. It really is all in fun!
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
Help Stop real slavery!
Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
Ralph or Malek would likely rain on our parade somehow...
Raplh likely out of sheer…DUH…and Malek out of some sort of self induced need to be as negative as humanly possible.
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
by KDawg on Aug 19, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd again
Sadly, you are probably right.
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"It’s modern-day slavery, you know?" Adrian Peterson (AKA, The $11 million dollar slave)
Help Stop real slavery!
Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
Soo, do these guys ever get another chance, or is
this permanent? I had the, ahh, pleasure of conversing w/ Malek, but was Ralphie…special? Maybe he was just mentally handicapped. I feel like I’ve missed too much.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
OHHHH YEAH Ralphiegoblue was special
How special was he? He was so special that the little yellow bus wouldn’t even stop at his house. Seriously thou, Ralph was just an ASS to a different plateau, first off he was a student at Michigan I beleave just like Sean, but for some ungodly reason he seemed to always want to argue with Sean every single time he could. Right or wrong Ralph would argue with him. Some of my fondest memories of this place were of the entire POD jumping on Ralph and his Left Field thoughts, hell most of his thoughts were not even in the ball park much less Left Field. Let’s just say this about him, He was banned from here, I saw he was on the Tigers site “Bless you boys” and before I could even say hello to him he was already banned from their. Does this give you any insight on Ralphgoblue? He was 1 of a kind, Thank god!
How many lumps you want Doc?
Pretty sure he was not a Michigan student
And if he was, well, I’m ashamed of my university.
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He was a Michigan fan
And he was just as whacked out negative towards them as he was the Lions…his ideas were WAY out there. His downfall here however, was related to the fact that he always cited “fact” and adamantly REFUSED to back his facts with LINKS. He was warned over and over, and all the while he was still babbling like a drool cup holder. Finally, after many hours of abject hilarity ensued, the dejected Ralphie boy finally blew his horn one too many times…and he got SMASHED by the BAN HAMMER OF THE GODS!!!!
Weeks of celebration followed…it was a glorious time here on POD. Then from out of NOWHERE came rbanner…and THAT is a whole different story in itself as well! After the rbanner stint came numba58 (who I thought was a troll from the get go). I’m not sure what happened with him, but I think his comments were so insignificant that I just never noticed he was gone. There are countless other occurrences that we could easily mention here…IE that guy who came in here talking all about Jesus and the Bible, trying to cause a religion debate. I forget his name…
And then there was Malek…
Currently I think we are in one of those nice lulls where nobody is overly stupid, ignorant, belligerent, or a major debbie downer… KNOCK ON WOOD*
Let us all enjoy…:o)
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
I'm sure someone will rise to the occasion.
In today’s ever changing, multi-faceted, unpredictable world, there is one constant: there will be dummies.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Stafford is the 35th best QB is the NFL
his completion percentage is .035 when facing a blitz on his left
when the wind is blowing at 20mph or more
we gotta trade him or cut him now! the sky is falling
and….
actually I enjoy the POD bar, because we have some many knowledgable fans
by BillySimsMadeMeDo on Aug 25, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
This has been 1 very fun post.
We have been all over the place here and no one has had there post taken down . . . YET.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Simply explaination
He was a Florida Gator fan and hated Stafford simply because he’s a Georgia Bulldog. Went way over the edge with it and posted two or three anti Stafford post for no reaon and never gave anything good as a reason.
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
That guy's not even banned, for the record
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So we can expect another one soon?
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
Well his next ridiculous anti-Stafford rant will be his last, so who knows
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Makes sense.
Otherwise he hasn’t been much of an issue as far as I know.
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
I doubt it would make ratings...lol
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
It would probably do well in Michigan
There are a lot of suffering Lions fans out there that know our pain.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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Ratings?
FOX would cancel it regardless after one season. Probably right before the epic finally where Sean ganks chicken little with the ban hammer.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"Only a real man quotes himself in the 3rd person" - Nate D. circa 2011
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Rec
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
Dumbest thing I've ever enjoyed.
Bahaha! I don’t know half the names though… I need to get out of the rock more often.
by topherclosson on Aug 19, 2011 3:45 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No joke man
Its Puff puff Give….
You are effing up the rotation!
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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Sorry bro!!
I’ll make it up by bringing comfortable, fuzzy chairs next time.
by topherclosson on Aug 19, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
You have been missed.
I hope the travels have been safe and fun.
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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Help Stop real slavery!
Adrian Peterson facing reality and trying to help!
I've been doing a lot of traveling recently.
Too lazy to comment with my phone. Lawlerz. But I still read most the articles.
by topherclosson on Aug 19, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the names are the ones who've been really active lately
More so in the past 6 months or so, cause that’s when I’ve been on the most.
Well job well done sir.
You’ve taken good care of POD in my absence.
by topherclosson on Aug 19, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't tell you how hard I laughed at myself
As I seriously have an addiction to fruit snacks. My girlfriend hides them becasue I will eat the entire box in one night….
And being that I just woke up and missed 420, it’s time to smoke. One of the best posts I’ve read on here. Great job man, hilarious
'The reality is - the police become necessary in human society, only at that junction in a society where it is split between those who have, and those who ain't got' - Omali Yeshitela
"In the absence of logic it is not uncommon that sanity can only be found by embracing lunacy." – Leonuro, circa 2011
awesome!
that was great man, i see this as a recurring series, lol.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
POD at the strip club
followed by POD in the drunk tank
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Good ideas, guys
Who knows, maybe I’ll do it later on in the season.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 2
Oh No I can see the headlines now
POD makes it Rain on 7 mile. Strippers from miles around flock to Profilers Blackened out windowless Van. For some reason the shocks have all quit working.
How many lumps you want Doc?
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 2
I don't think I WANT to know which website he pulled that pic from, lol.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
I think
It came from here
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
Nope.
From here
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 2
LMAO
I’m keeping Candy…I’m not freeing her LOL
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 22, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see myself standing in a circle with Nate D.
puffin’ and passin’, puffin’ and passin’. LMAO Screaming catch the damn ball D. Will, Shit!!!
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.--Vince Lombardi
As long as my woman isn't around
I’ll be the dumb ass, who screws up the circle.
How many lumps you want Doc?
great read
rec!
Hey that's a timeout, I can play right? yeah, get me--get the F-- Help me up...I can throw the ball if you need me to throw the ball...
That was completely awesome
I thought it nailed pretty much all the major regulars, minus a few. Cracked up a few times, real good job Bighair.
Way to capture everyone pretty well....
I guess you’ve been paying attention. Except I’m 36 and haven’t lived with my Mom in almost two decades… lol. Very cool post man.
Ha, well at first
I had it as your wife, but then I was told that you were a single father, so I had to change it and still be lighthearted.
That might be the greatest fanpost EVER
whats the record for Recs on a post anyway? I laughed all the way through it CLASSIC. That said you must have time on your hands lol.
Thank you Zack Follett for all your hard work.Pain Train Forever
PCP 4 LIFE
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/fanposts/popular/all_time
"Where in the World is Ndamukong Suh?
Probably pushing 800-pound gorillas out of their choice seats in movie theaters."
By: I voted for Kodos (Acme Packing Company)
P.C.P. supporter since March 2011 (Phonz Carpenter Pratt for all that don't know)
That is awesome
I never even saw that option until now…thanks Enforcer!
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
Haha, this only took me two hours
I just quit my job to go back to school so I have some free time for sure. It was just so easy to do though, lol.
LOL!
Well done brother, haven’t laughed that hard in a while.
[Obligatory statement about being a fattie.]
by Mavyrk on Aug 19, 2011 10:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
FANTASTIC
love it man, rec’d
Watching #49 was a blast but now it's time for some #53
by TheForceOfFollett on Aug 19, 2011 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus that was Awesome.
Especially after reading stuff on here since last year and getting to know so some of the personalities on here. Great shit man. I needed that laugh.
"We're looking to improve this team every day, every week, every month until we get to our ultimate goal which is to win a championship."
-Martin Mayhew Detroit Lions GM, Master of the Universe
"Fairies don’t win championships. Bad Ass Mofo’s Do!"- Kevinz418
by Home in Cleveland, Heart in Detroit on Aug 20, 2011 1:23 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I love this site so much haha.
To bad I wasn’t on much during the summer, was working a lot. I am sure things got interesting with no football.
"We’re looking to improve this team every day, every week, every month until we get to our ultimate goal, which is to win a championship. We have a long way to go," Lions general manager Martin Mayhew
Most def did.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.--Vince Lombardi
great stuff big!
The Dis-Assembly Line - The unofficial, official name for the next best D-line in football.
Look bartender.
I’ll take 4 shots of jack and maybe a water on the side before this game starts. I have a gut feeling I’m gonna need it.
by Youjustgotlevy'd on Aug 20, 2011 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
I think I speak for all of us when I say this IAG
We miss your you-tube video’s. and your Pink wall. . .he he he
How many lumps you want Doc?
For ALL you new guys.
And that is basically anyone who has joined in the last year; you have to go to the fan favorites and find IAmGross’s series he did last year. . .It will be worth your time, to do so and you will get 1 hell of a big laugh. Killers Mustache is still a thing of Beauty!
How many lumps you want Doc?
Yup.
Those were awesome. Or just click on his name and find the last 3 or 4.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
I didn't know you could do that.
thanks for the Info B.S.; If you have not read my comment on a different thred you’ll understand soon enough. lol Bro.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Wait, what?
I’m confused.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Just look at the other threds you posted on that I followed you on. . .he he he.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Yeah, but look for what?
Still confused, lol.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Wait. Got it
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Yup, got it, lol.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
And considering Biggie is the best of all time
I’ll gladly take the nickname.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Then along with Rev;Bishop;Pope;we have a Biggiesmalls.
Just know I’m talking to you bro, when you see me type that.I’m serious I really have wanted to call you that for a long time now, was just nervous in case you were not a fan of his.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Naw I'm good with it for sure
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Davis and his nicknames...lol
I’m still waiting for him to beam me up some of that seafood…;o)
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
Didn't I tell you about that?
Me and My X-mother-in-law. . . Had 1 hell of a fall out like 2 weeks after I asked you about that. Me and my girl were on the verge of getting evicted out of our apartment, my X had just bought a new house and a new Jet Ski up in Houghton lake. She had just brought lunch; A full hot bucket of KFC chicken original recipe, and for some reason felt the need to call Steve the owner right in front of me and with a smirk on her face had to talk about sending my Child-support out that day. Well I was already stressed beyond all beleaf, and said it must be nice that she can buy all this crap when I’m getting Evicted, and she fired off some crap about me being a dead beat, and I fired off a few choice words about her daughter who cheated on me before we separated, and she decided to throw a chicken wing at me. (NOT KIDDING ABOUT THAT) So I grabbed the entire bucket of chicken and dumped it on her head and smushed it down on her hair, well that just started all the fireworks because she then proceeded to throw 4 Super Big-gulps at me; she missed me with all of them from less than 5 feet away, then 2 index card boxes, and both cordless phones, and because she missed with all of them, she came around the table and I told her if she even lifted her fist to try and hit me I was going to defend myself, well long story short here, she did and before she could even throw the first punch I shoved her backwards, she tripped over 1 of the index boxes that was on the concrete floor and smacked the back of her head onto the floor. I was banned from ever stepping foot in the Fish Market again. . . It was a fight worth doing, and I may not stand for hitting a woman, but I’ll smack a Bitch any day of the week if I’m defending myself.
How many lumps you want Doc?
lol
wow
I like Wins, Cheese and I also Like Cookies. If you don't. Wow. :P
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Winner, winner, chicken.....aahh, nevermind.
Seriously though, Davis, you stood within 5 ft. long enough for her to throw 4 of them?
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Oh I did, unfortunately.
We had that love/HATE relationship for as long as I can remember. We needed each other so we put our differences aside for as long as we could, but something about her just gets under EVERY MAN’s skin she comes in contact with. My brother for instance also once worked there, and use to run the delivery route for about a year, them 2 had a huge fight in the cutting room and after she smacked him for NO REASON, he turned on the high pressure hose on her point blank, and was banned for life. Another guy Scott that took over for me when I went to work for Home Depot was the Cutter for about 5 years, she spit in his mouth for arguing with her; he called her a “know-it-all” and she flat out spit in his mouth as they were arguing a price difference. No one that has ever worked there knows why Steve has put up with her for so long but he has and still does.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Actually YES
And I know why Steve keeps her around I really do. When he took over Wrege’s fish dist. his Grandfather was only a whole-sale operation, when he met Vicky, she dumped some money into his company and got it going on the retail side to the public, All due respect to her, she helped Steve Make that business into a gold mine. At the beginning of the month or any time near the Holliday’s it’s not unherd of to see standing room only and around the hollidays people actually are lined up in the hall-way to get their sea-food. Steve turns over so much product that it’s always some of the freshest Fish in the Valley here in Michigan. He relly does not deal in too much Fresh mostly Catfish, and I use to cut over 1000 pounds a week and could not keep up, that’s just Steaks, add another 1 too 2 thousand pounds in Fillets. He does get fresh Salmon and Walleye from Canada and even pan fish sometimes but 75% of the daily fish purchased is frozen. It’s a Saginaw hidden treasure. He has families that travel in groups from down by the boarder just to get his Sea-food because it’s so fresh and tasty. his Crab legs are HUGE and cheaper than anything you can get in a store. Shrimp are some of the best tasting shrimp I have ever eaten also.
How many lumps you want Doc?
WOW. I was half kidding. They can be firecrackers, man.
Some of my in laws are.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
In real life
It take a lot to get under my skin, and I mean A LOT. but once I get going stand back and watch the fun begin. Most of my friends love to get me going because there is nothing funnier than a skinny (use to be at least) white boy firing off rant after rant. . .
How many lumps you want Doc?
LOL
No Davis…I never heard that story before. I guess you’re off the hook on that one…pun intended!
One of the very first things I told my wife was that I would never strike her, unless she strikes me first. The “never hit a girl” rule ceases to be relevant once the “girl” steps over that line where it’s time to fight like a man. You hit me in the face, and you just entered a man’s fight. Be ready to fight like a man…
She never hits me…and I never hit her. :o)
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
A very insightful look at the dynamics
of the communication here at the POD. Well done, Big.
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
Great stuff
Seriously well done big.
Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you had in mind?
Is this what you wanted?
'Cause this is what you're getting.
Jesus. This is the 2nd most rec'd fanpost at P.O.D ever.
Thanks guys.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
Well, it was this...
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2011/4/29/2141740/around-the-league-nofair-lands-in-detroit
And for good reason. Excellent work by Mav.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 1
So All those pre-draft fan-posts don't count
Heck the arguing with brother 32 and the whole Ayers issue had over 300 hits.
How many lumps you want Doc?
I was talking about rec's.
http://www.prideofdetroit.com/fanposts/popular/all_time
There’s the list if you wanna see it.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 2
Ohhh I see now. .
I was sitting here thinking damn Biggie is smoking some of Nates shit again, I might not be able to count past 10 without taking off my shoes but I can read all of the other hits on the other posts. But (rec’s) is all together something different. I see the error’s of my ways now.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Absolutely one of the best EVER!
I haven’t been really active since the lockout, but it’s like a saop opera around POD. You can miss it for a year and come back and it’s like you never left!
Great stuff! Thank you so much!!
Founder of the Johnny Culbreath fanclub
Thanks man, good to have you back
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 2
Hey everyonw
and fuck Mark Sanchez
Yooperlionfan is officially "the man"
the Lions D-Line: the Four Horsemen of the A-sack-alypse
Jim Schwart: Erasing the stink of Millen, one fist pump at a time.
P.C.P: It is not just for recreation anymore.
by JCruize on Aug 22, 2011 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Tallied.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 3
rec
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 23, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Lovin the new profile pic
Huge fan of the show.
Yooperlionfan is officially "the man"
the Lions D-Line: the Four Horsemen of the A-sack-alypse
Jim Schwart: Erasing the stink of Millen, one fist pump at a time.
P.C.P: It is not just for recreation anymore.
Yeah my brother got me hooked on the DVDs he has
I proclaim 2011 as the year of Stafford !
PCP 4 LIFE
by The Profiler on Aug 24, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
never miss it
S.O.A. is a great show, and not just cuz i have a harley, lol. it would be just as good if i never rode a bike
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
by yooperlionfan on Aug 24, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
MikeyClaw.....What's going on at camp?...I think it's b.s. that you don't give your updates over here.
I’m not reading B.R. so you’all have got to work it out with the Grand Puba and post your stuff over here.
Your stuff is the best.
.Does your momma have a Big Ass like your head?
Thanx, D. Maybe I'll sneak a link in later. Shhh. . . . DON'T TELL THE SPAM NAZI, lol.
I’m off to camp again today and I have a long shopping list of players to get some skinny on.
Bighaircut — This is one of the best posts that I have ever seen. Rec’d the hell out of it!
Looking forward to meeting you guys at the game!
Thanks, Mikey
I appreciate it.
"I'm glad they made Flintstone's vitamins because I used to watch The Flintstones and go, "Man I bet you if I ate that dude, I would be healthy."
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
I also review movies: Read Here
And have a twitter: Follow Me
Hello everyone and fuck Mark Sanchez count: 3
Guess
I didn’t get an invite to the bar… probably couldn’t go anyway. Live to damn far from civilization and too damn poor to even raise the cover charge for the bar. (boo-hoo, crying in my beer at home).
Not really. I know that I’m in your thoughts and prayers even when I can’t attend. My wife works for the courts, so drinking at the bar is off limits unless I have a sober driver (her) to take me home. I’m so far away from the bar scene that I get a buzz from a half a beer anymore. (wish I was joking).
Tell ya what… I’ll be the designated driver (and bouncer, just in case) I figure I can put that 16 years of wrestling and 3 years of MMA to work.
Sounds like you would be the perfect guy
To toss Ralphiegoblue out the door when he starts an argument with Sean.
How many lumps you want Doc?
WITH PLEASURE
anybody got an in with a local construction company pouring footings? j/k
by Detroitfantc on Aug 24, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Where you live again?
I have a lot of friends in a lot of areas in Michigan.Do you do any kind of block work? Cinder I’m talking about. Or just construction in general?
How many lumps you want Doc?
My dad & lil bro
do the construction work in the family. I’m in sales for a hunting and fishing television show company. We produce a couple of shows that air in 38 states to about 30 million households each week. We will start airing on WXYZ in Detroit in the very near future (I’m guessing in September when the new shows start). Our shows are called:
Hunters Exchange Television, Running Deep Television and 333-TV.
I grew up as a block and mud tender and have spent time cutting concrete (walls, floors and ceilings). I’ve put in my time hauling that heavy shit, and spend my days with a phone and computer now. It’s much easier on the back. Putting that BA Degree to good use this way.
by Detroitfantc on Aug 24, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Stumbles into the bar.....
Looks around…..
Stumbles back out!
"WR Brandon "I'll stab you bitch" Marshall (who finally got stabbed himself for once) had 10 catches for 102 yards and no TDs". - KDAWG
Pushes open the door!
Chucks a burning M80 on the floor! Laughs, and holds the door closed!
"WR Brandon "I'll stab you bitch" Marshall (who finally got stabbed himself for once) had 10 catches for 102 yards and no TDs". - KDAWG
Security!
Hose this hooligan down with the pressure hose, and then tar and feather his ass in the back alleyway. Damn kids…and they wonder why old people can’t hear!
If one of these guys can't take us to the promised land, maybe we should shop for one. You can have the greatest running back of all time, but if you don't have a consistent quarterback, you don't win.
-Wayne Fontes
I got it!
(As I pull his arm off and beat him with the bloody stump)
I’ll let him live this time, but he’s gotta pass the Sean’s trivia challange. It does involve clapping (so someone will have to give him a hand).
by Detroitfantc on Aug 25, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Holy shit, this is awesome.
I literally choked on a beer. I will have to clean up the couch later, but for now I want to know how to rec something…..
See that actions button at the very bottom of your post
Click on that “ACTIONS” button and simply click the “rec”.
How many lumps you want Doc?
Walkin in
Stroll right up to the bar. “Hey barkeep, tap that keg of blue kool-aid over there. Now all y’all gather round and watch me shotgun this thing. Go Lions!!!!”
Thank you.
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