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A "kind" first quarter review of only the most brutal parts of 2012

After enduring 1 month of the 2012 Detroit Lions Football season, in the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "Please, continue... What's the matter? Oh, you were finished?... Oh, well, then allow me to retort." Jeff Backus, we all see you pitiful man, you're only invisible to the opposing players you've been paid handsomely to block! The left tackle is supposed to be the quarterback's best friend NOT the Defensive End's, and you just must flat out dislike our runningbacks!? Jonte Green, I understand you'd like to be a pro football player, so I'll go ahead and place your shameful weekly performances at the feet of a management who allowed you to fail as one in Detroit! For those of you who don't know, Mr. Green is the painfully inept small statured 7th round draft pick who is supposed to have contain on the side that has repeatedly been blown away for long touchdowns starting all the way back in early august. Brandon Pettigrew, OOOH Mr. the Bain of my eyes on Sunday Pettigrew, I want the name of the college coach who failed to put 50 more lbs on you, and told you to go see the offensive line coach at Oklahoma St., you bumble handed, couldn't catch balls if they landed in your shorts excuse for a pass catcher! I'm sure you're a great guy but the whole fan base should be screaming for lots more Tony Sheffler since like 2011. Sadly the only folks defending you more than your coaches and teammates are the opposing defenses; they should be paying you bounties from THEIR locker room fund!!!! Scott Linehan and Gunther "Gunny" Cunningham, lost in all the rotten viewing and media story lines is the fact that the two of you have managed to orchestrate NOTHING...YOU'VE DONE NOTHING! You have taken an absolute gang of talented high draft picks and been out schemed and over matched for nearly 4 entire weeks (not counting Gunny's collapse since after week 5 of last year) the culture of NFL coaches playing not to lose has kept you in every contest. The pace and strategy has been dictated to us in every game so far. The other team's have had your number on speed dial just moments into each match up, and you both have failed to answer. Jim Schwartz, Mr. smart guy, Mr. Smug, Mr. Tell US all how it is...You know why that shtick works for New England's Head Coach...BECAUSE HIS TEAMS DON'T MAKE FOOTBALL INTO A JOKE ON THE FIELD! Pawns represent their King, and by that rule, you look like one of the most ignorant coaches on the planet! Your team already doesn't listen to your message, and your fan base is on the edge of the abyss about to let you know you're.. In... SPARTA!!!!! Which brings me to Danny Crossman, get out..YEA, I KNOW YOU'RE SORRY, DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD...GET OUT....and take Jonte Green with you!!!!!!

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