Stafford and Johnson the dynamic duo!!!
by Cursed on Feb 19, 2012 11:21 PM EST
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It seems to me Staff could use a 5000+ yards nickname, sure beats Batman and Robbin. If we're to get that Super Bowl, let these guys wreak havoc in all opposing defenses.
Staff deserves accolades which coincide with his immense talent, might as well start with a nickname that scares the competition.
Let's see if you guys like the idea!
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Chris Johnson had CJ2K
MS5K?
"You've got to respect your opponent, no matter who it is. You respect him best by going out there and beating him up." - Calvin Johnson
How about "Rich Cannon"?
He’s rich and he’s a cannon. And it sounds like Rich Gannon.
"You've got to respect your opponent, no matter who it is. You respect him best by going out there and beating him up." - Calvin Johnson
I think maybe we should stay away from "MS" because it's already taken
I don’t think Stafford would want the comparison to Multiple Sclerosis. (Though I admit him and CJ do make CB’s look like they have it sometimes.)
How about “Matthew Malek”?
No?
“The Gold Stafford”?
“Laser”? (MIght need to fight American Gladiators for the rights)
“Staff-lococcus Glorious”? (for the science nerds out there)
“Cool Hand Luke”?
and my personal favorite:
“Sean Connery”
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
UndaDawg, as always, I like the cut of your jib. I'll play along.
Out of your suggestions, I couldn’t decide, so I’ll combine your two best into one: Malek Connery.
My suggestions:
Shoulder Scream
Armtimus Prime
Matthew Malek’s Fandango
Long Ball
Glen “Rick Roll” Rodriguez
Bender
The Bus Driver
Air Raid
The Supplier
The Microwave
The Spider
The Worm
Baby Fat
and Roger
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Let have at those one at a time....
Shoulder Scream, too painful sounding. Surgery anyone?
Armtimus Prime, sounds too much like armpitimus prime
Matthew Malek’s Fandango, WTF?
Long Ball, to ordinary
Glen "Rick Roll" Rodriguez, too 80s?
Bender, Fantastic but would never stick, still a futurama fan
The Bus Driver, Simpsons anyone? We need our QB sharp!
Air Raid, Too many war vets would flash back if this was chanted at a game….
The Supplier, I think this name is reserved for that WR in chicago, Sam Hurd
The Microwave, There will never be another Vinny Johnson!
The Spider, he does not have enough eyes
The Worm, he has too many eyes
Baby Fat, too true
and Roger, too commisionerish
We could play word jumble!
How about ….
Air supply…. yeah, 80s hair bands still kick ass!
lol, love the list man!
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-There are approximately 45 cats and dogs for every person born.
-Only 1 out of 10 dogs born ever get a home.
-Only 1 out of 12 cats born ever find a home.
-Approximately 800 dogs & cats are KILLED each HOUR in the United States, because there are not enough homes for them!
Air Supply...I like it
Got me thinking…along those lines, here’s a new idea:
Monday Night Ranger
Sunday Night Fever
Lynyrd Stafford?
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Lynyrd Stafford! lol
How about some blues nicknames?
Stafford “Big Arm” Crudup
Slowhand (I love the irony of this one)
Stafford “big eyes” Smith
Stafford “Big” wheeler
Stafford “h-bomb” Ferguson
I included the blues artists last name for reference.
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-There are approximately 45 cats and dogs for every person born.
-Only 1 out of 10 dogs born ever get a home.
-Only 1 out of 12 cats born ever find a home.
-Approximately 800 dogs & cats are KILLED each HOUR in the United States, because there are not enough homes for them!
The Essence of Stafford Ferguson
or, just plain ole Birdland
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Stafford Ray Vaughn
Staff no Chaser
Throw-lonious Monk
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
Preparations A through G were a complete failure.
I shall call it, the Stafford Parsons Project.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Haha!
I don’t know about Monday Night Ranger… that kinda sounds like a gay porno.
Love Lynyrd Stafford! lol.
How about:
Matt-allica
Matt-ly Crue
StaffordWolf
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
30 seconds to Touchdown
Stafford Eat World
Alien Matt Farm
Matthew Stafford and the Parlaiment Funkadelic
Powerman 5000
Blink 981
Electric Arm Orchestra
I can do this all day son!
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Throw-asis
Matt-chbox 20
Matt At Work
Matt-night Oil
Arm of Noise
The Airborne Toxic Event
Matt Season
Matthew Bungle
For Josh:
Louis Arm-Strong (more jazz then blues but still…)
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
Throwasis...me likey
I see I’ll have to step up my game now.
Spiral Tap
Matt Stafford and the Laser Rocket Band
" and the Needle Threaders
Golden Superbowlring
Staff Zombie (weak)
Staffordtramp
*bonus – Shaun Hill Gang
Director name – Spike Stafford
Porn name – Rocket Longball
Movie – Over the Top
British – Mattington Reginald Darby Staffchestertonford III
Potpourri – Mattjectory
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
by Leonuro on Feb 21, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't handle this!
That post made me laugh out loud 3 times. At work! Shaun HIll Gang! lol. “Rocket Longball” Hahaha!!
And “Spiral Tap” is great. Can’t wait for the documentary, “This is Spiral Tap”
Damn. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thanks guys!
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
I'm just glad to be a part of it.
My obnoxiousness needs an outlet.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Just for you
It’s one louder.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Roger! Lol.
Then we could give teams “a good rogering”
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
My efforts do not go unnoticed.
Cheers.
It's turkey, Lions and Macy's. Any other combination is just ludicrous.
"I'm not puting that quote on my sig" -Bighaircut, circa 2012
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Charlie McCarthy
Super sling bro
Because Stafford is so bro.
by Northern Lite on Feb 20, 2012 8:32 AM EST via mobile reply actions
The dynamic duo?
Megatron is already settled for CJ, so we should have a Transformers name for Stafford.
I prefer Bluestreak, Skyfire, or Silverbolt.
Listen to the Two Bro's Talk podcast!
Follow @tufflynx
okay, if we're going Transformers...
I like Silverbolt.
Bluestreak reminds me of that movie with Martin Lawrence, which I… well… let’s just say it doesn’t exactly make my top 100. (as much as I love Dave Chappelle)
Other possibilities:
Sideswipe (nod to the sidearm)
Smokescreen
Ironhide
Blur
Six-Gun
Unicron
Ultra-Matt-ness (Ultra Magnus)
"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
- John Wayne
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