What about ARMageddon and Megatron? I seem to need 75 words so I'll start with Fuck Mark Sanchez.
It seems to me Staff could use a 5000+ yards nickname, sure beats Batman and Robbin. If we're to get that Super Bowl, let these guys wreak havoc in all opposing defenses.
Staff deserves accolades which coincide with his immense talent, might as well start with a nickname that scares the competition.
Let's see if you guys like the idea!