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Rob Douchekowski: Biggest douche in the universe?

Pride of Detroit faithful,

I am writing this post in the interest of settling a wager with my roommate. I would gladly admit that Rob Gronkowski is the most dominate tight end in the league right now (when his ankle isn't messed up...). However, I think this guy is the biggest douche in the universe (even more so than John Edward). In his most recent video, a campaign for the Madden cover, he does "1000" push-ups to house music, throws a TD up to himself in Madden 12 (probably on Easy difficulty), and spikes a Transformers Megatron action figure into oblivion. Calvin didn't have to make a video to end up as the one doing the victory spike in the end voting. Let's not forget shirtless raging just hours after a superbowl loss and the twitter picture with a porn star. I think his bullshit belongs on Jersey Shore and not in the NFL. It's called being a professional. So, I know since we're all lions fans, this isn't a completely objective poll (IE: As much as I want to think Aaron Rodgers is a douche, he's really not. Watch any interview of his. He's funny, witty, humble, and not a tool), but I am curious about what people think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkhmfhnlZd0

Who do you think is the biggest tool in the NFL?

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Pride Of Detroit or its writers.

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