Dear Mr. Marshall-
I want to congratulate you on a great statistical day on Sunday as you and the Bear's were beaten once again by the Lions. Your 139 yard, 2 TD day probably got a lot of wins for those who have you on their fantasy teams across the country... I'm sorry if some of those owners were from Chicago as they watched the Bears be swept by the Lions.
I enjoyed your Monday morning rant on the radio show referring to The Detroit Lions as the Bears "Little Brother." I just don't understand how your 0-2 against a team and then get on a radio show and talk shit about them. I don't know... maybe our broke ass economy (as you put it) has my judgement clouded. Do me a favor and give Mike Hart a call... he was the University of Michigan's HB and had similar comments about Michigan State 6 years ago... I don't mean to worry you but MSU's "Big Brother" hasn't fared to well since.
Regardless keep up your great statistical performance; I'm sure it will earn you another trip to the Pro-Bowl which usually rivals the Home Shopping Network in ratings. I know your looking forward to meeting us in the playoffs in which you guaranteed would be a lot different. I don't meant to keep serving you the "hater-aid" but we won't be seeing you in the playoffs. Your "broke ass" O-Line will be seeing too much "barely legal" activity from every other D-Line which is many reasons why your 5-4 and fighting Green Bay for 2nd place in the division.
I hope you enjoy the rest of your week... we sure will! Detroit's economy might be down, but its the home of the best Receiver in the world... and you barely qualify to be his dog; let alone his "little brother."
A Loyal Lions Fan (The Team who swept yours this season). I swear the feeling of being in 1st place is barely legal!