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Contest: 5 Things I know! aka: a guess by any other name would still smell like BS, 2013 edition

As you know we're in the middle of the annual ritual that leads up to the day when Mel Kipper withdraws to his lair not to be seen again until after the Super Bowl. Fear not, that gloried day is almost here as the draft is almost upon us. Don't lose faith we're almost rid of that broadcast scourge for another 9 months, woohoo!

As part of the ritual leading up to the banishment to his lair it's time to show off the things you KNOW, ala a guess by any other name would still smell like BS. Now it's on your honor to try and make tough predictions and not simple things like "there will be 32 picks made in round 1" or "delusional and incantrix will bitch about Mayhew's alleged incompetence". To keep you honest in the boldness of these picks I'd like to encourage all readers to rate the submission of everyone on a scale of 1 to 10 on degree of boldness (with 10 being "you're batshit crazy that's bold!") These picks really can be about anything related to the draft from how many players of a position will be taken in round 1 to how many posts will be made in the PoD draft night open thread.

So what's in it for you? Why should you do this? Well obviously if you don't do this you run the risk of preventing Kiper from returning to his lair on time thus subjecting us all to more of his drivel. You DO NOT want to do this and draw the ire of sports fans all over the world!! Also, we have some fantastic prizes available!! Just for entering this "contest" you win the right to kiss Matt Stafford's girlfriend, the 1 and only Kelly Creamcheese!! Here she is:

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The lucky first place winner will receiver this '67 Shelby! No shit!!

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Now most importantly (besides banishing Kiper) you're playing for the respect of

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Please, only 1 entry per person.

Now on to the legal disclaimer stuff and how to claim prizes.

To claim the car simply right click on the picture and then select "save image as" Winner is responsible for transfer and all storage of the car.

To claim the kiss with Kelly Creamcheese it is recommended you clean your monitor before and after said kiss. Neither PoD or Ee Oulo are responsible for damage to monitors or your self esteem in the collection of this kiss.

Ok, so there you have it. Let's get Kiper out of our lives in style by showing the things you KNOW!!

This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Pride Of Detroit or its writers.

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