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Ex-Detroit Lions OL is now a Hitman




Seriously.

So I was reading this sordid story on CNN.com about how one skin lotion saleswoman to the stars hired a hitman to kill another skin lotion salesman to the stars. I was about to stop (since my skin lotion salesman was not implicated and I can go about my business without having to worry about where I will get my next Retin A fix) when I read this line:

Her text to Feinstein read: "I found someone who is going to take Gabriel out. His name is Chris Geile, and he's an ex-Detroit Lion quarterback," prosecutors said.

Sure enough, Chris Geile was on the roster for 3 games in 1987 as a guard (not a QB). Linky

In Geile's defense, he says he didn't plot to kill anyone:

"I want to clear my name because the mental anguish I've suffered is far more than any football injury I've ever had," Geile said.

So if we are looking for someone to take out the competition, we have someone in the family to call

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