Week 5 NFL picks against the spread: May the Caldwell be with you

It's Week 5, and the Detroit Lions welcome back Jim Schwartz to Ford Field (hopefully rudely), so I'm going to bring back a fissure staple of mine -- GIFmentary. A GIF can say a dozen or so words. I'm not feeling very wordy this week because the Tigers are on and I would like Jim Caldwell, the Lions and my GIF-filled picks to do the talking for me.

Congratulations to ezcmezgo for picking up the most wins in Week 4 with eight. Easy stuff.

On with it.

Vikings (+8.5) over PACKERS

Texans (+6) over COWBOYS

Texas forever.

LIONS (-7) over Bills

Jim Schwartz, say hello to the NFL's No. 1 defense! Sort of. Muahahaha. Cough. Burp. Kyle Orton.

TITANS (-2) over Browns

COLTS (-3.5) over Ravens

SAINTS (-10) over Bucs

Falcons (+4) over GIANTS

Rams (+7) over EAGLES

PANTHERS (-2.5) over Bears

Steelers (-6) over JAGS

BRONCOS (-7) over Cardinals

CHARGERS (-6.5) over Jets

Chiefs (+6) over 49ERS

Bengals (-1) over PATRIOTS

Seahawks (-7) over REDSKINS

LAST WEEK: 6-6

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