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It's Week 5, and the Detroit Lions welcome back Jim Schwartz to Ford Field (hopefully rudely), so I'm going to bring back a fissure staple of mine -- GIFmentary. A GIF can say a dozen or so words. I'm not feeling very wordy this week because the Tigers are on and I would like Jim Caldwell, the Lions and my GIF-filled picks to do the talking for me.
Congratulations to ezcmezgo for picking up the most wins in Week 4 with eight. Easy stuff.
On with it.
Vikings (+8.5) over PACKERS
Texans (+6) over COWBOYS
Texas forever.
LIONS (-7) over Bills
Jim Schwartz, say hello to the NFL's No. 1 defense! Sort of. Muahahaha. Cough. Burp. Kyle Orton.