Week 11 NFL picks against the spread: Bringing the Wood

No wood. I'm not really a football guy. Happy Sunday, y'all!

Brunch on these Week 11 NFL picks against the spread:

JAGUARS (-3) over Titans

Those jersey colors, though...

FALCONS (-6) over Colts

40-year-old Matt Hasselbeck is 2-0 straight up this year, but I think the Falcons

Broncos (+1) over BEARS

For months the Broncos were winning despite Peyton Manning. Now that he's out with an injury, the line shifts drastically the other way? It doesn't make sense to me. Brock beats the Bears.

LIONS (+2) over Raiders

I'm in town to catch this game and the Lions are 2-0 in my last two at Ford Field. Those are the numbers that matter.

Cowboys (pick) over DOLPHINS

Tony Romo announced his return to the team with this Major League scene:

;) pic.twitter.com/KPy56DQMTz

— Tony Romo (@tonyromo) November 17, 2015

That's cute enough to go with them this Sunday.

EAGLES (-6) over Buccaneers

The Bucs are actually 7-3 against the spread on the road in their last 10, but I think Mark Sanchez, yes, Mark Sanchez helps the Eagles get back on track in a rather big way.

REDSKINS (+7) over Panthers

Kirk Cousins, inspired by a Michigan State victory at Ohio State, will play in a way you like.

RAVENS (-1.5) over Rams

The Ravens can't possibly lose another heartbreaker, will they?

Jets (off) over TEXANS

Battered and bearded Ryan Fitzpatrick out duels ... T.J. Yates.

CHARGERS (+3) over Chiefs

The Chargers are 1-10 against the spread in their last 11 at Qualcomm, but I think they take down the Chiefs here.

Packers (+1) over VIKINGS

This game could go either way, but it's really hard to buy into the already overachieved Vikings, Teddy Bridgewater over Aaron Rodgers. It doesn't matter if Aaron Rodgers is hurt, dating Olivia Munn, or not.

SEAHAWKS (-13) over 49ers

The Seahawks are not as good as this line indicates, but the 49ers are this bad.

CARDINALS (-4) over Bengals

Prime time red rifle.

PATRIOTS (-7) over Bills

LAST WEEK: 8-6

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