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Introducing the Pride Of Detroit ‘Jim Bob Cooter for President’ t-shirt

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With help from Breaking T, we’ve created our first Pride Of Detroit sponsored shirt! Click here to buy!

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This presidential election cycle has been stressful for everyone. Whether you’re a Clinton supporter or a Trump supporter or a voter without a home, this presidential race has been pain and torture for just about everyone involved.

But we here at Pride Of Detroit have a solution. As you may remember from a post in late September, there has been a grassroots political movement in Michigan. This movement supports a candidate that can take a downtrodden state of affairs and create something magical. With this nation as it is today, what better man for the presidency than Detroit Lions offensive coordinator Jim Bob Cooter?

Umm... YES Kanye West vs. Jim Bob Cooter 2020 #election ?

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But if you’re a hardcore Pride Of Detroiter, you’ve known about this campaign for weeks. Obviously, you agree with Cooter’s socialist spreading of the ball policy, but how can you express your support in a way that can really get the RevoCootion going? Don’t you worry, we’re here to help.

Introducing the Jim Bob Cooter for President t-shirt. We partnered up with the folks at Breaking T to offer you this shirt to show your support for the best damn political candidate out there. The shirts are $24 and come in all sizes from small to 3XL. As for the material of the shirt, Breaking T has you covered:

Athletic fit; made from a super-comfortable, vintage-inspired blend of 60% combed ringspun cotton and 40% polyester jersey.

To purchase the shirt, click on this referral link here. The best part about this is not only do you get an awesome shirt for a reasonable price, but you also get to show your support for this website in a way you could never before. Living the blogging life isn’t exactly lucrative, and my parent’s basement could really use a mini fridge.

The election is just a few months away, so make your purchases now so we can make a difference this November.*

*Pride Of Detroit does not condone actually voting for Jim Bob Cooter, especially if you live in a swing state.