VIDEO: Golden Tate hit with some of life’s toughest questions at celebrity golf outing

This week saw the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship kick off in Lake Tahoe, Nevada at Edgewood Tahoe.

Plenty of celebrities and athletes are in on some friendly competition to benefit the Stowers Institute for Medical Research, an organization dedicated to, according to their website, making a “significant contribution to humanity through medical research by expanding our understanding of the secrets of life, and by improving life’s quality through innovative approaches to the causes, treatment and prevention of diseases.”

I’m all about expanding my understanding of the secrets of life as well, and when it came to unlocking the answers to some of life’s mysteries, SB Nation was on the case, asking some hardball questions to Golden Tate:

My personal favorite: Tate confirming he won’t leave for the Cleveland Browns should he bring the ultimate prize to Detroit. What a relief that is.

And for the record, he was right in his assessment of whether you would rather live above or below a bowling alley: living below would be an absolute nightmare. I once lived below a family who had a toddler with superhuman strength, and he practiced dropping what had to be a bowling ball every morning at 7 a.m. At least I never needed a wake-up call.

I still can’t come to a conclusion of what would be more awful when it comes to smelling tastes or tasting smells, though.

And for your further viewing pleasure, here’s a sampling of Tate in action on the course: