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The Rowe Report: Detroit Lions fans’ spookiest fear comes to life

The seventh episode of our newest Detroit Lions YouTube series.

Imagine a thought deep in the recesses of your mind.

A scary, terrifying thought. It’s not true and it will never be true again. You want nothing to do with it. You shove it deep, deep down, but it lingers. What if?

You try to keep it at bay but when doubt—perhaps in the form of a bad loss—comes knocking... that thought rears its ugly head. What if?

Now imagine that fear... comes to life.

You can run, but you can’t hide.

In this extremely spooky, utterly terrifying, bloodcurdlingly eerie [*consults Google’s ‘Halloween terms’ list*] frightfully ghoulish edition of The Rowe Report, we explore what perhaps may be a Detroit Lions fan’s deepest fear.

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Kellie Rowe is a contributor from Fox 2 News.

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