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2018 Steelers NFL mock draft: Pittsburgh selects RB Derrius Guice

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Move over, Le’Veon.

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It’s the Pittsburgh Steelers’ time to make their selection in the 2018 Pride of Detroit Community Mock Draft, and the team is facing a crossroads. Ben Roethlisberger is now in his late 30s, Le’Veon Bell is on, approximately, his 18th franchise tag, and has only made the conference championship once in the past seven years. They’re due to either take the next step a few more times or fall off the map completely.

To make sure that next step is forward, not backward, JJ2672 has been employed as the temporary Steelers general manager. With the 28th pick in the community mock, JJ2672 has selected LSU running back Derrius Guice. Here’s the explanation:

Leighton Vander Esch was my first choice, and I made my feelings known if you read my comment about that pick.

With all the expected first-round talents of inside linebacker and safeties off the board, I decided, as the coolest GM cat around, to look to future and the future was now. Since Le’Veon Bell likes to rap about his desires, I decided to rap about mine. Bell is currently holding out for $17 million and the GM is playing chicken with him and has threatened to draft a RB. So this rap is more about Bell unfortunately, than the awesome value pick RB Derrius Guice is at this point of the draft!

Uh oh uh oh, here we go, here we go
Me, Bell, I loathe you
Your words are like poo
Who adore you? So few
We are no longer your crew
We offered 13 mill
And franchised 14 mill
You wanted 17 mill
Now you get the nill
You didn’t recognize
You didn’t familiarize
That the Steeler life
Should be like your wife
We are like family
The team, the fans, and me
You crapped on me
So you are now set free

Chorus

Oooohhhhh
I am the coolest GM
I know what’s best for them
This is the Black and Gold
It’s time for you to go!!!!
Oooh Yeah, it’s time for you to go!

Ohh yeah, Mr. Guice
You are at the right price
Your 4,49 40 flies
You just put Bell on Ice!!
With a SPARQ of 83,37
I am now in heaven
You are the one I’m raven
It’s you that I’m cravin’
You run with power
You make grown men cower
You have the power
To make me flower
Bell left his shine
It’s just a crime
You are going to be just fine
In the Black and Gold Shrine

Mr. Guice, Yeah I’m talking to you

Oooohhhhh
I am the coolest GM
I know what’s best for them
This is the Black and Gold
It’s time for you to go!!!!
Oooh Yeah, it’s time for you to go!

So let’s go

Mr. Bell, yeah I’m talking to you

I am the coolest GM
I know what’s best for them
This is the Black and Gold
It’s time for you to go!!!!
Oooh Yeah, it’s time for you to go!

You just got let go

Uuuuhhh yeah!!!!!!!
(double downward fist pump with a pelvic thrust) uuuuhh!!
(Mic drop)

Catch up with all of the picks with our POD Community Mock Draft tracker.

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