Throughout the entire season, former Detroit Lions guard T.J. Lang has been trying to figure out what to do in retirement. After his short stint with the Lions and his two seasons of web series “Talkin’ with T.J.,” Lang has created a spin-off series called “Goin’ Nuts With T.J.” in which he simply tries to fill time in his life now that his playing days are over.
He’s traveled to a petting zoo with Graham Glasgow, he’s played some Bingo with Jason Hanson, he’s tried to bully around the Lions media, and he’s blown glass with Frank Ragnow.
But in the season finale of “Goin’ Nuts With T.J.” Lang finally settled down. He’s accepted a job with Kar’s Nuts, and can’t wait to show off his affinity for nuts to anyone around. From watching the season finale—which you can enjoy right here—you can tell he couldn’t wait to show off his nuts to Matthew Stafford, who joined him on tour of both raw and toasted nuts.
It’s awesome to see the duo together after their iconic performance in their “Talkin’ with T.J.” episode. Plus, who doesn’t love just watching dudes stare at some nuts?
The episode is full of some great comedy, as should be expected from this clash of personalities. Take this astute observation from Stafford:
“So when these nuts become age appropriate, grow up and get a bit older, these nuts, they drop... into these sacks.”
Or there’s this line from Stafford that displays his devotion to proper sanitation.
“So this is when the fishnets come in, because you don’t want to get hairs on your nuts.”
The man is perfectionist on and off the field.
Anyways, watch the video right now, because you know you want to.