‘Snacks’ Harrison’s Snacks Bracket is the only tournament that really matters

The Michigan State Spartans are preparing for a big Final Four game on Saturday against the Texas Tech Red Raiders for a shot at the National Championship Game on Monday. You may think that is the most important tournament of the weekend, but you’d be dead wrong.

That’s because Damon Harrison Sr.—commonly known as “Snacks” around these parts—just unleashed the ultimate bracket that will keep you busy over the weekend.

Presenting: Snacks’ Snacks Madness Bracket:

Here’s the field, according to the NFL’s No. 1 snack expert:

No. 1 Fudge Rounds vs. No. 16 Twinkies
No. 8 Fudge Brownies vs. No. 9 Cosmic Brownies
No. 4 Oatmeal Cream Pies vs. No. 13 HoHos
No. 5 Swiss Rolls vs. No. 12 Ding Dongs
No. 2 Zebra Cakes vs. No. 15 Devil Creams
No. 7 Banana Marshmallow Pies vs. No. 10 Donut Sticks
No. 3 Star Crunch vs. No. 14 Nutty Bars
No. 6 Honey Buns vs. No. 11 Hostess Cupcakes

Yes, this is a real thing, and yes, you can vote on your favorites. The first poll is already up, and the votes are close:

You may file this under “Slow News Day” but this is war. Let this be your preparation for the 2019 Detroit Lions Name Bracket.

Give me Oatmeal Cream Pies over Honey Buns in the finals.

If you want to participate in the bracket—and you absolutely should—make sure you’re following Harrison on Twitter.