The Detroit Lions are bad. At 0-2 and with two terrible losses to tote, the season looks over already. Don’t fret, though, because the Lions are not the only thing we cover here.
On Monday we made a big transition here when our fearless leader, Jeremy Reisman, officially pushed through our long awaited transition and rebrand. The Lions? Having Pride? Who needs that? It’s time for a new era.
Welcome to Pets of Detroit
Seeing as the Lions have lost 11 in a row and 14 of the past 15, Mondays after games we’re officially changing to Pets of Detroit.— Pets of Detroit (@PrideOfDetroit) September 21, 2020
Here’s Zazu. Your turn. pic.twitter.com/swUVKp2RMp
Today, you get to meet the Pets that make up this new endeavor, and as Pride of Detroit’s official power rankings guy, I get the honor of introducing, and ranking, all of these good boy’s and girls to you guys.
NR. Monster and Keiko
Alex didn’t submit his pictures to me, but he tweeted them. So his dogs don’t get ranked but you should still see these good boys.
Tiggy is a chinchilla, an animal I only know exists because of an episode of That’s So Raven when I was younger. Someone needs to get that glass away from him as well, can’t imagine that wine is healthy.
And a special one for Halloween.
T-2. Arvin, Chibi and Copper
Kent Lee Platte
A great group of sleepy boys from the MathBomb household.
Apparently we have professional photographers in the Mallory household???? I don’t think I have pictures of myself that look as nice as those.
“I should rename him to Big Chungus,” Perfett told me with his submission.
One of the favorites of the Pride of Detroit Twitch stream, and a good boy with extravagant ears.
Our fearless leader’s best friend, and the face of our new logo, Zazu is another familiar face for anyone who regularly watches our Twitch or hangs out in our Discord (which you should do too!).
My aptly named sleepy boi is the best Pet of Detroit. Just look at his incredible jawline.
Bonus: he is also a Lions fan since birth