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If I Just Discovered A Huge David Blough Conspiracy, Who (Whom?) Should I Report It To?


I'm not a conspiracy theorist, although it will be nice for us Americans to "revisit" the moon in 2025 and I believe that the Green M&M that we see in those commercials is definitely hiding something.

Last night, I stumbled across a Conspiracy with a Capital Cee; the likes of which should cause you to rethink what you thought you knew about premature anachronism. Here's why:

At 1:19 into the 1990 LL Cool J megahit, "I'm Gonna Knock U Out," the singer (purportedly LL Cool J) can clearly be heard saying, "Get Ready, Cuz I Might Go Blough--How Ya Like Me Now?"

Although, the voice has been rendered as that of the aforementioned Cool J, there is an almost imperceptible twang and heartfelt emotion that sounds suspiciously like an adult Dan Campbell. Even though Dan Campbell was only a teenager in 1990.

Res ispsa loguitur is a legal phrase which means, "the thing speaks for itself."

After careful considerationl of the relevant facts, it becomes apparent that on January 19th of 2023, Coach Dan Campbell will name David Blough the starting quarterback of the Detroit Lions for the foreseeable future.

That's not me saying it. It's Science.

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