Chris is nothing more than a burned-out punk rock geek who traded in the studded bracelets for a television so he could watch football. Now he writes about the sport for Pride Of Detroit. One day he'll make the perfect Moscow mule, but until then he's dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of gonzo.
We give the head man his letter grade and examine key moves.
It may just be three wins, but can you mark Detroit’s season a success?
Two eliminated teams doing eliminated things playing football.
Detroit comes in short-handed, but eager for another win.
We’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it.