Chris is nothing more than a burned-out punk rock geek who traded in the studded bracelets for a television so he could watch football. Now he writes about the sport for Pride Of Detroit. One day he'll make the perfect Moscow mule, but until then he's dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of gonzo.
Some simple, wholesome pointers for a winless football team.
Breaking down critical faults after a blowout
A Halloween thriller, killer night for two cursed teams
Breaking down Dan Campbell’s comments after a horrendous game.
The Lions are still seeking their first win in a cat fight.